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Spaghetti Queen 41 🏳️‍⚧️ θ∆ catgirl 😺 ponygirl 🐴 I post about sex and kink sometimes, follow at your own risk. No minors
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I found a naked sauna hangout on FetLife and I want to go but it's scary to go to things like that alone

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I remember when “streaming” meant tears.

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My body has decided once again that 5 hours of sleep a night is all i need

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today is the first time abraham has gotten to experience how my muscle spasming hands allow me to provide amazing automatic belly rubs

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There's beauty in the world at every moment. 🖤

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I had that hunger in me but then i ate a maple bar

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It's hard sometimes being a transexual girl boss

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Fondue or fondonot. There is no fontry.

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My new desperate kink is just for someone to play with my hair not my fucking heart.

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8yo me walking up feeling let down after having prayed to deities at night to swap out whats down there in my sleep

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For just a little kiss on the cheek I will stop posting for 1 hour

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If you have ever been victimized by a Jerry Chen post, now is the time to act

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she's only got enough food for like one month. how is a cat supposed to feel secure in this environment of crushing and precarious scarcity?

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Freida's nose is very pink tonight. @mitdasein.bsky.social pinknose

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if you're in Portland and you make collages or decorate with weird stuff i have A TON of clippings of various sizes you can use for wallpaper or for collages you can have them for free or i'm throwing 'em out. i cut like all of these myself so they were made with love and i'd love to pass 'em on

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Pubic hair mascara brand called “Damn, Your Pubes are Wiry.”

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The cat likes to meow all the way down the street when she's coming home it's so sweet like she's yelling at her beloved servants to prepare some fucking food pronto or else

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Don't be such a grumplestiltskin darling

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Streams, science, and sampling, oh my! We’re looking for six early career scientists to join our watershed health monitoring team over the summer. Watershed health environmental technicians complete river and stream surveys throughout the state.

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I am undressing you with my eyes. I am shooting your clothes off with my eye lasers and your consent.

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Sometimes when I'm feeling a bit down i sit on a plane at work and pretend I'm flying somewhere and i feel a little better

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Don't worry, our quiz is here to help! A quick glance at their desk shows they’ve got: a. Coupons for half-off purple grass b. Packages of sour gummies

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I'm a lot of different things but at least I'm not a dumbfuck

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sticking a stick up my ass, coating myself in batter and getting into the tanning bed to learn what it's like to be a corn dog

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The feminine urge to have a sleepover like you wish you coulda had when you were a kid

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Who up nudgin' they tuppennies?

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No matter Team Red or Team Blue They all work for the same people And it’s never me and you

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Pall Mall Fart Cop

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if I were popeye I'd drizzle a little balsamic on olive oyl's pussy before dipping my bread in it

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We have always heard "If you love something, set it free", and now that includes Damon Point. A rising tide may lift all boats, but it’s also cutting off access to this area. That makes it easy to get stranded out there, and it’s why we regrettably have closed access.

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greg spends his quarterly bonus on a new designer couch to impress his boss at the dinner party greg accidentally invited him to. but oh no! his lovely wife has taken a nap and gotten grease and tzatziki all over the fancy furniture! see how these opposites handle this one! next week on

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for just $49/day, you can prevent my account from posting

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I THINK GIRLS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO NUT FOR GODS SAKE

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Please consider supporting me. I just learned I didn't get the only job prospect that has been promising all year and I'm at a loss now for budget and bills next month. Leather sales are not happening and my anxiety/depression is feeling to strong to ignore right now. Any help is appreciated

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writhing girlpile

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[OLIVE SCREAMING]

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I think its easy to mistake UK transphobes as being opposed to "men" in women's spaces but what they really oppose is trans women and trans femininity specifically, and the biggest tell is they speak to and about trans women in a way they never would a man

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Still no new interviews. I’m applying to many jobs every day. Senior, mid level, entry level, tailoring my resume and cover letters. No one is responding to anything. People are all Over LinkedIn and here saying the same. Any amount helps. Venmo/CashApp too.

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The most beautiful woman you've ever seen will post a selfie and be like "be kind 🫣"

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u have to live to have lived experienced

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It is an absolutely beautiful day to get stabbed in the park and left to die sitting on a bench 🌞

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Gonna celebrate my tits's half birthday by pouring a bottle of champagne on them

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A republican is when the owner of a pub buys another one

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Laudanum would be a very pretty name for a girl.

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Those fleeting moments when i see my beauty 🥰

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