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catnipofficefixer.bsky.social
:33 < the director of catnip office!! :33 < the bestest office in the city! https://catnipoffice.straw.page // Parody account. Not affiliated with Project Moon or Homestuck.
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:33 < hmmmmmmmmmm... :33 < 'you are banned from fr33 ham sandwich day'!

:33 < @meenahpeixes.bsky.social :33 < i dont know who you are but okay :33!

Name's Cad, I work for Snowstalk Office. We're finally able to make more of these damn things, so I can see this now. My boss has already looked around a bit, and this all seems... Interesting. Not from your world and whatnot, so lets exchange information.

:33 < what

:33 < hmmmm... :33 < two video games! they last a lot longer than board games :33 :// < except fatal

:33 < can we just defund the shi association what do they even do that regular fixers dont

:33 < happy valentines day!

:33 < the world just cant handle a girl who wants to go rabid...

:33 < uhmmmmm :33 < furriends! :33 < definitely! :33 < we'll definitely become friends, you should give me a bunny, h33 h33

:33 < m33p morp? gnarp gnap!

:33 < hmmmmm... :33 < i thiiink i purrfer hashbrowns! :33 < theyre really yummy!

:33 < shi association dni

:33 < yes! i like both singing and dancing, h33 h33

:33 < yesssss thank you :33 < this is just what i n33d to brighten up my w33k!

:OO < why is an arbiter following me what did i do meow

:33 < is it really strange for people to be gray?? :33 < ive gotten a few questions about that while doing contracts

..what? why are you even comparing me to a fish..? ohh noo im being insulteedd.. do you know how little this affects me? be ashamed you spent time writing that.

:33 < welp, i had to call in a few favors, but i have both my arms back! :(( < i lost my other one while fighting the 500 feral hogs...

:33 < about to fight 500 feral hogs ill post the video after

:(( < hunting is so hard with one arm... :33 < but that just makes it more fun