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This shit is so boring. We gotta do stuff old-style, first by sending a dude into a volcano to make a sword, then finding a reeeeaaaal special kid and letting him bring low the evil king. Then get rid of electoral college.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I think my body has come up with the antibodies for 2025: Every time I see the words “The President said” or “Elon Musk said” my body goes blind for one minute. I have peace like you wouldn’t believe.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If you hate it for the creepy guy behind the door, just wait til you zoom into the crystal ball!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The Angora Cat (1780) - Marguerite Gérard

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

If you imagine Garfield is saying this is goes so much harder

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Smuggling is too cute of a word for a crime

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

cool birds listen to vinyl on a tern-table no you shut up

submitted 58 days ago • 12 comments

It’s weird to think about how Elon bought the president, but when you hear the numbers the whole thing was like 200 mil or something and it’s like, damn, Will Ferrell coulda bought the president first and saved us all

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

FRIEND WHO JUST GOT BIT BY A VERY VENOMOUS SPIDER: Hurry, the antidote! ME: This reminds me of a time FRIEND: No, not an anecdote! *Dies*

submitted 65 days ago • 3 comments

The Tesla chargers in the parking lot have been sterilizing our patrons. Mystery solved!

submitted 67 days ago • 6 comments

@amyamybobamy.bsky.social @lacroixboi.dadguy.online Now kith

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Quite frankly, I think it’s disingenuous when I see people come on here and make fun of “skeets”. Oh I’m sorry, was that word in use? Were you saying it daily? In this, the year of our lord 2024 were you using the aaaancient word “skeet” to apply to male orgasm on the regular?

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

So this year can we finally rename “Christmas” “Shane Black Day”? I think he’s earned it

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Until I get a wood fire grill and a metal basket with which to roast whole fish with, will I ever be happy?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments