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10 foot tall ethereal being: For your kingdom's transgressions you will be forever cut off from the source of magic. Your land will be cursed with darkness. me (to the little goblin next to me in the crowd): So what's your deal? I see you around all the time but we never talk. goblin: Bletch!

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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

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DATE: So what do you do? ME: I'm the town crier. HER: Oh cool, so have you got a bell? ME: *starting to sob* I do not

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asking the band what they’ve been up to

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AI pictures are worth a thousand words, but all those words are things like “pramb”, “scoufelels”, “esspiow”, etc

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I feel like a while back republicans said they’re fighting for the rights of states to be evil, and everyone wrote down “states rights”. Now, we’re learning they were about the other part

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I'm like 89% convinced Stephen Miller is one of Roger Smith's personas.

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me: pendants annoy me him: why? me: they think they know everything him: I think you mean “pedants” me: *under breath* fucking pendant

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*interrupts your heartfelt story* Oh NOW I hear your New York accent!! Say "dying wish" again Ok now say "coffee"!

submitted 15 days ago • 11 comments

An origin of idioms and how to use them. For dummies.

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“Club world” is the planet ABBA and Grace Jones are from

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The best part about AI is if you’re ever impressed by what it can do, it means somewhere out there there’s a person who can do that who’s personal data is just being stolen by the assload

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Welcome to the first sparkling winery for goths! May I interest you in a Skeleton Cru?

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All I’m saying is, if I figured out I had a superpower where I got stronger the more different peoples spit I unknowingly ate, I’d be doing the same thing, so be careful

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Me: I see the glass as half full Optometrist: It's an eye chart but your positive outlook is lovely

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“We are so proud to be working on the first AI superintelligence. The next step is to wait for someone to invent an AI superintelligence and to copy them.”

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This is true

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thinking of what sporting events would be fun if they’d happened in the Twitter/Bluesky era, and I just thought of Cal Ripken Jr. breaking the Ironman record while everyone posts “sorry, this fucking sucks, I’m not celebrating someone going to work every day”

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Ah shit

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getting into a fight with a British friend over which sibling "Scone Cusack" is meant to be parodying

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yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city

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@joemande.bsky.social you are a pro-robot brain business idiot now, sorry fortune.com/2025/06/06/g...

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The insane Clown Posse got back on their meds today and now they’re trying to sell me on the concept of renters insurance

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“Boy, talk about resting bitch face. What do you mean ‘leave’?! You’re the ones who decided to have an open casket.”

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“You actually just say ‘guilty’ or ‘not guilty’ at this point, and please stop sweating so much.”

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“Pittsburgh, PA” - David Byrne

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The hot dog is more than the sum of its parts, but adding more parts mean they are forced to pick up the slack. This is all sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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Brother, you don’t even wanna know how many times these here beans have been fried.

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On one hand, the frantic whirring of capitalism trying to grind infinite money out of every scrap. On the other, the fact that most of the time tennis is very dull to watch.

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Nelson was 5 foot 4. The statue in Trafalgar Square is 169 foot. That’s Horatio of 31.7 to 1.

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

the two bluesky feeds

submitted 32 days ago • 28 comments

Life is like when you drop something and as you bend over to pick it up you drop something else, but until you die.

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

I'm going to be dressed as the bottle of Prime energy drink at SummerSlam and they're going to shoot me in the head with a revolver

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