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https://protectdemocracy.org/how-to-protect-democracy/ 🎱 she/they 25 ✨ Autistic! 🔮 i forgot how to pilot my flesh prison.
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ignore the fact it’s almost gone but i had blackberries and gouda as a snack and it was so goated

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Big dog is a nickname that works regardless of gender

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

never met a millennial i couldn’t do finger guns at and know for a fact they’d return the favor and blow the pretend smoke off their pretend smoking pistol

sounds kinda lit who’s with me 😂🤌

when the pope said “i am cringe but i am free” in latin i really felt that

Let’s sit on the same side of the table when we go out 🫣

I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].

getting outside and exercising is, unfortunately, really good for mental health 😂

GOOD MORNING GAYS OF BSKY AND ALLYS HOW WE DOING TODAY

Me every fucking time

all the pope jokes rolling out keep em comin’ i’m laughing so hard omg

Pope’s a 10, but he cheers for the White Sox AND the Cubs

Salt and pepper beards >>>>

*white smoke from our chimney” Our neighbors: oooh they’ve finally decided on a movie to watch

i wanna run against the world that’s turning i’d move so fast that i’d outpace the dawn

A thread....🧵 1/?

i don’t want to go to dance class today but i muuuuust 😤💪

bruh 😂💀

it’s wolp wednesday!!!!

she chest on my x til i ray