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cattypie.bsky.social
Cat Lady. Knitter. Yarn Enthusiast. Blue dot in a red state. I'm a vegetarian, but I am willing to eat the rich.
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"And I'm not giving him back that piece of shit Tesler!" --Donald Trump, probably

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Who won in Godzilla vs. Mothra? Asking for a friend for no apparent reason....

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

"Hold my beer, All Lives Matter Wussies. NO LIVES MATTER! How 'bout dat???" -Joni Ernst, Probably

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I just read a headline that said Elon Musk is looking for who is to blame for his massive unpopularity. Are you telling me that the richest man in the world does not own one single mirror?

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Who Wore It Better? Scummy Parenting Edition: *Elon Musk blaming his 5 y/o for the black eye *Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for the Cancun trip *DJT running his mouth about Hunter's drug problems while his own son seems to be the one with a current problem ❄️ Thoughts? Who did I leave out?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I had Little House on the Prairie on while I worked today. Miss Beadle assigned a project on the Civil War. A parent complained to her about teaching such emotional subject matter. Miss Beadle told that guy to kick rocks. That would never happen in today's Florida, and I hate this timeline.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I hope those bank execs who shilled for Trump realize that he has pardoned people who defrauded banks for tens of millions of dollars and emboldened more crooks. Something something reap, something something sow.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Overheard at a food truck festival... "We just got back from Belize, and there was no American food ANYwhere."

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

You know "Murder on the Dancefloor"? Well I just got "Fat Shamed at the Wawa." 🤬

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Canadian Friends - my thoughts are with you today. I hope you don't get into the same mess that we, your neighbors to the south, have gotten into. I just saw a headline that said Poiliever is the Ron DeSantis of Canada. I hate this for you. -A Floridian

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing happens overnight... except black chin hairs.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe a dumb question... Obvi, boycotting Airbnb. What is another option to book a girls' knitting weekend?

submitted 52 days ago • 3 comments

Does anybody feel like ol' JD should pay Trump a visit??? Can't hurt....

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

According to a leak, Trelon (Trump's and Elon's couple name) is soon to be over. I believe the leak is the orange one himself. Is it too much to hope that they turn on each other?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone protesting this Saturday? I'm in a very red area, so I want to be smart about what I put on the sign. I want something that maybe the red hat folks will agree with. Maybe, "Billionaires don't care about you." Now accepting other ideas.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

My friend made an appointment to renew her permanent resident card. The wait time: 25 months.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Me to a knitting friend: my plan is to knit through my stash before I die. Friend: You're gonna live to 300???? #knitsky #yarnhoarder #knitting

submitted 65 days ago • 4 comments

So I'm glad I hoarded all of that yarn for like 10 years straight. Now that I'm boycotting almost everything, I can knit for free instead of spending money that I probably won't have for much longer. I hope all of my loved ones want knitted gifts for the next 4 years! #knitsky #knitting #yarnaholic

submitted 66 days ago • 7 comments

The snood I'm working on from Cowl Girls. #knitting #showmeyourknits #knitsky

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I order my mom's Eliquis from a Canadian pharmacy. It says it is made in India and shipped from Dubai. Which tariff will be applied? Tariffs? Tarives? Tariffises?

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment