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Cat Lady. Knitter. Yarn Enthusiast. Blue dot in a red state. I'm a vegetarian, but I am willing to eat the rich.
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"And I'm not giving him back that piece of shit Tesler!" --Donald Trump, probably

Who won in Godzilla vs. Mothra? Asking for a friend for no apparent reason....

"Hold my beer, All Lives Matter Wussies. NO LIVES MATTER! How 'bout dat???" -Joni Ernst, Probably

I just read a headline that said Elon Musk is looking for who is to blame for his massive unpopularity. Are you telling me that the richest man in the world does not own one single mirror?

Who Wore It Better? Scummy Parenting Edition: *Elon Musk blaming his 5 y/o for the black eye *Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for the Cancun trip *DJT running his mouth about Hunter's drug problems while his own son seems to be the one with a current problem ❄️ Thoughts? Who did I leave out?

I had Little House on the Prairie on while I worked today. Miss Beadle assigned a project on the Civil War. A parent complained to her about teaching such emotional subject matter. Miss Beadle told that guy to kick rocks. That would never happen in today's Florida, and I hate this timeline.

I hope those bank execs who shilled for Trump realize that he has pardoned people who defrauded banks for tens of millions of dollars and emboldened more crooks. Something something reap, something something sow.

Overheard at a food truck festival... "We just got back from Belize, and there was no American food ANYwhere."

You know "Murder on the Dancefloor"? Well I just got "Fat Shamed at the Wawa." 🤬

Dear Canadian Friends - my thoughts are with you today. I hope you don't get into the same mess that we, your neighbors to the south, have gotten into. I just saw a headline that said Poiliever is the Ron DeSantis of Canada. I hate this for you. -A Floridian

Nothing happens overnight... except black chin hairs.

Maybe a dumb question... Obvi, boycotting Airbnb. What is another option to book a girls' knitting weekend?

Does anybody feel like ol' JD should pay Trump a visit??? Can't hurt....

According to a leak, Trelon (Trump's and Elon's couple name) is soon to be over. I believe the leak is the orange one himself. Is it too much to hope that they turn on each other?

Anyone protesting this Saturday? I'm in a very red area, so I want to be smart about what I put on the sign. I want something that maybe the red hat folks will agree with. Maybe, "Billionaires don't care about you." Now accepting other ideas.

My friend made an appointment to renew her permanent resident card. The wait time: 25 months.

Me to a knitting friend: my plan is to knit through my stash before I die. Friend: You're gonna live to 300???? #knitsky #yarnhoarder #knitting

So I'm glad I hoarded all of that yarn for like 10 years straight. Now that I'm boycotting almost everything, I can knit for free instead of spending money that I probably won't have for much longer. I hope all of my loved ones want knitted gifts for the next 4 years! #knitsky #knitting #yarnaholic

The snood I'm working on from Cowl Girls. #knitting #showmeyourknits #knitsky

I order my mom's Eliquis from a Canadian pharmacy. It says it is made in India and shipped from Dubai. Which tariff will be applied? Tariffs? Tarives? Tariffises?