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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

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Happy Pride! (art from 2018)

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back during like. the first day of occult crescent, the entire group wiped on a ce so this threat was made to the tank who refused to wipe when the boss was at 50% health and i keep thinking about it

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:3

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how the hell does he know that

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#catcrumb

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Sometimes both of my cats will be pestering me at once, but when I tell them to show me what they want, they go running in opposite directions, then pull up short and stare at each other – and while I'm probably anthropomorphising, the "I THOUGHT we were on the same page" energy is off the charts.

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world's smallest stripper working hard to feed the 37 kids!

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People pleasing? No – people displeasing. Exercising my faculties of empathy to determine precisely what you hope to get out of this interaction and providing a personalised experience of not getting it.

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That protogen isn't a "heckin chonker", their lithium battery is swelling and needs to be replaced before it combusts

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And yes. you can play as her. (downloads in replies)

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(/pos)

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absolutely one of the images of all time

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one of the cats smacks her mouth so audibly i sometimes talk to her like she's jc denton

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innocent puppies 🤝 evil cats

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chirvico melita, night watchmouse, intrepid explorer of the oroviran ruin

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No, I don't care Smash Brothers shows the Starfox suits as being made of whatever the hell Dickies Pants is made of. They are TIGHT FORM FITTING RUBBER SUITS and nothing else

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Reminder:

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"Okay, but it's not a DRAGON, a dragon has" if putting it in the sky would be sick as fuck, it's a dragon. Whales are dragons.

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omw to unalive necron 🗡️☄️ #FinalFantasy #FFIX #FF9

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I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS GONNA STEAL MY POSE

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worf: captain. it seems someone has intentionally deleted every single holodeck program except for some kind of one man performance of pirates of penzance. picard: you haven't considered that maybe they did it by accident, worf worf: picard: picard: not that i'd know anything about that worf:

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🔇 #furry

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i made this edit 10000 years ago and thought i lost it

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VOLITION - Do it for the city. Go. SHIVERS - Do it for the wind. LOGIC - Do it for the picture puzzle. Put it all together. Solve the world. One conversation at a time.

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it eve 🎨

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exclusively at calfurry: middle-aged adoptables!!!

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when i eat my slop its charming, self aware and if we're being honest with ourselves a little revolutionary. a small liberation from the prison of high culture and good taste. when you eat your slop it's anti-intellectual, myopic and a self-centred rejection of art as conscious human value

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☔️ #イラスト #キツネ #illustration #art

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Surely someone else has done this, by now but I needed to get this brainworm out early

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Hyatt Regency O'Hare (Chicago) r/brutalism

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hey can you open the sliding glass door please? i want to go out side. i want to go out. side. outside. to the outside place. open the door. please open the door i am suffering and dying. dying and being killed. i need to go outside so bad. please open the door. please let me go outside i need it