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cbgp.bsky.social
i hate the internet enjoy whatever deranged garbage i post im dumb as hell
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Thank you, godzilla 2019 for being my best friend and my rock

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WHO MAKES THESE STORIES UP HAHAHA

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I fucking hate phone updates that automatically install apps. I had to uninstall 6, I repeat 6, garbage bin ass apps off my phone. 3 before it updated, 3 after. I've only ever had them auto installed after, never before. Enshittification just gets shittier and shitter.

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I feel like I'm looking through about 5 windows layered on top of one another as i watch the people around me while I'm stuck in a shithole home at almost 30 years old, unable to leave financially and for fear my entire family will fall apart the moment I'd be able to actually step away Haha

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Is she stupid

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"Could you confirm if this ad is relevant to you" None of them are. No ad will ever be relevant to me. Get them off my fucking screen.

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am I supposed to take this seriously because it sure as shit seems like a joke lol

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BORN TO SHIT, FORCED TO WIPE

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Hell yeah

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Nothing fuels my soul more than watching YTers who dog on new star wars garbage

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There's no way he's guilty, I mean look at that smile. He was having a good day. Is that really a crime?

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Do not declaw your cats.

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Hell yeah

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Thriller Bark is such a terrible arc, I wish I was the kind of person who skipped filler arcs

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I think I'd give Robin from one piece a rim job after she ate taco bell for every meal for a month

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*reads the news* haha now do another

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More like Spotify CRAPPED am i right fellas

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Coca Cola invented polar bears to sell more coke.

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Santa is badass

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God damn it feels good when a scam account blocks me after I bother them back. Fuck your scam, I'm stronger than you.

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I need me a bad bitch built like one of these

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Throw your car battery in the ocean

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My cat can sneeze directly into my eyeball and I will still hug and kiss him, but when I sneeze 10 feet away from him he feels the need to leave the room MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

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Rest in peace The Going Merry 🫡

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The Water 7 arc in One Piece is genuinely peak.

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Hey dad am I cool now?

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HUNTER BIDEN 2028

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He's so me coded

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When Jesus was born, the three wise men brought him gifts; an Arby's half pound roast beef sandwich, crinkle cut fries, and a 6 piece chicken nugget.

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It took 7 hours after I woke up but my brain finally installed the necessary firmware to work.

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Why tf is chicago nicknamed "the windy city" hey dipshits guess what, every city has wind. What makes your wind any more special than my wind.

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I'm probably the only person in the entire universe that prefers their food to be room temperature rather than warm/hot Yes I've been dropped on my head 6 times.

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You might miss a text! Keep looking! The neighbors kids shouldn't be in the road anyways

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How long until conservatives bring that 'penis inspection day' meme to life?

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A good pull this morning, hell yeah. I'm pretty sure this is my third dragonite this week too, the games giving it away at this point.

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My retail voice is just one step above my pet voice and I think that says a lot

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She basters on my turkey till I gravy

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Share weed with your homies call that danksgiving

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Invite several sex workers over to join you and your family's Thanksgiving dinner. Be like Jesus.

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Call it WOKESGIVING the way I be cross dressing this turkey

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I hope you cook the wettest sloppiest turkey your family has ever seen, and that includes the time your dad went to the stripclub to blow 10 Gs

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Mt fuckn brain is slish sloshing around ib my skull

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ffffuuuucxckkkkkk im double dipped

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oh my GOD DEBRA I GET IT I NEED TO FIX THE DECK SO YOU AND YOU R WINO HOUSEWIFE FRIEBDS CAN GET FUCKIN PLASTERED OUTSIDE INSTEAD OF THE BASEMENT FUCKING HELL I DOBT NEED THIS TYPA SHIT IN MY LIFE IM BOUTTA BOUNCE

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