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i got ice cream in my beard. the manchild's lament

i've been trying to think of a good way to recommend Lower Decks to people. "faithful to the best core principles of the best trek" sure. "celebrates what made past series good on their terms" yeah i guess currently watching an episode called "Parth Ferengi's Heart Place" <<< this is the winner

literally every meeting i've had today has been about a problem from last week no one told me about, and the amount of "if i'd been on that flight, it wouldn't have gone down like that" i've had to sit on has been UNREAL

i don't want to hear about the snl thing unless they brought back dwayne the rock johnson's best performance of his career: as the inventor of the child-molesting robot

tired: touch grass inspired: help your texan neighbors with their first wisconsin snowfall by showing them how to work your snowblower and then shovel their cars out for them

~tesla stuck in the snow in front of our house~ *~dreams do come true~*

when you see white smoke from the chimney it means they've found a new Rudy Giuliani

idea for a thai place that throws the rice into every curry the night before so anything you order is already Peak Leftovers

life goals downgraded from "move somewhere with universal healthcare" to "move somewhere with healthcare"

the musou survivors game (Warriors: Abyss) that just came out today is clearly karmic reward for me braving dogshit snow-slick roads to take my mom to a doctor's appointment today

raise and a promotion today, and you know what that means: still want a new job.

repost to instantly die

i'm actually ok with kansas city getting carried to the super bowl by the refs every year, if they then spend the whole night getting dogwalked

i have an idea for a one-of-a-kind super bowl commercial. all i need is someone with a gopro, keys to the vip boxes and a willingness to meet god, Today

watching my favorite camping youtuber hanging out in a vintage rv, that is trying to kill him. there's still beauty in the world.

heartbreaking: this gamer just realized the free game on the epic store is something he's had in his steam library since 2021 (and played already)

the global reputation of americans as lazy, useless idiots really isn't helping me as i look at visa options not gonna lie

I owe you an apology, Chumbawumba. I wasn’t really familiar with your game. Part 1 #Antifa

It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only...

"you shouldn't be looking to flee your failing country you should stand and fight" son i am a second-generation immigrant, the blood of avoidant cowards flows reluctantly in these veins. give me a fucking visa in another hemisphere.

this last 2 weeks has been the worst possible time to watch taskmaster au and nz while also having a lot of vacation built up and not a lot of what you'd call "connections to the local community" and we still have 4 seasons to watch