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cbreabzey.bsky.social
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I know I’m an introvert because I have fond memories of Friday nights watching tv

What in the Substance fuck is this

Official rank order: Little sister > little brother > older sister > older brother

Hilary and John got me water flavors that changed my life and has gotten me so much better at drinking it. They will be such great parents one day 🥺

That’s a baby

Seeing a lot of jaundice yellow clothing in stores…. Guess I’ll be sitting out another season

Bad paintings are way more interesting than good ones. There’s only one way to look like reality but a million creative ways to approximate it

Good tidings

Alix Earle is such a cutie patootie I hope she voted for Kamala

I’ll be posted up in the corner talking about the anglerfish at love h tn if anyone would like to visit my booth

Can They make Tiffany Pollard a rhony

In my mind I live here

Big “dregs of humanity” vibes

3 yemeni coffee places have opened up in my neighborhood and it’s $100/cup but soooooo good

Pitch for a new spy movie: a CIA agent spends years getting close to a terrorist suspect then just before he gets the crucial piece of evidence he’s fired and replaced with a teenager who doesn’t speak any foreign languages but does have a lot of followers on X. Everybody dies.

I watch rh franchises and generally understand the women and relate to them *except* slc. That’s watching aliens on mars.

I knew my cat was special but it was just confirmed bc his babysitter from December wants to come visit him bc she misses him sm

Ustedes

Also they just installed a combined carvel/cinnabon on 6th ave solidifying the complete rest stopification of the w4th subway station ✅

Just passed someone screaming “can anyone spare $100 please I’m just trying to get laid and eat some pizza” and if that ain’t the truth

Thank you @lpw0806.bsky.social ❤️

My greatest fear is accidentally not giving a wedding gift so @brides lmk

Agreeing politically with the shouting schizophrenic on the train 🇺🇸

He’s breached!!

I know passing down family names is a beloved tradition but calling an adult “junior” feels like calling them Peewee

Too many people allergic to cats. What are you going to do about that @rfk-junior.bsky.social?

I hope Timothee is teaching Kylie about socialism

My childhood trauma is not getting discovered at the mall

No joke should I get a life alert

@bsky.app thank you for being a small ray of hope today

I hope my favorite comedians will finally come on here and not continue to support meta by being on instagram 👀👀👀👀👀

Singing Cinema to my cat in my arms as he falls asleep should we get married

Goals

It’s crazy I’m going to die with this surgical tape residue on my body