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cbthorburn.bsky.social
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David Lynch was my favourite director and I’m absolutely floored by his loss. Here’s the stupid joke of mine he inspired. Thanks for everything David.

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What I love about Dave Chappelle

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Can’t believe it’s that time already.

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Not sure what to get that special someone for Christmas? Well it was two days ago so I’m sorry. You’ve fucked it. Anyway I’m bringing a new Work In Progress to Glasgow Comedy Festival in March and tickets are on sale now. www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...

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SIMPLY HAVING A

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proud

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In the spirit of Christmas I'm going to use my first post to draw attention to something by @cbthorburn.bsky.social that has greatly improved my enjoyment of Jingle Bell Rock

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some awful nice timbers you’ve got there be a shame if someone were to shiver them

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she’s perfect

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The original tweet made me laugh so uncontrollably that my family made coasters out of it

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Members of the jury, I ask you: why do we enjoy Mars? Is it the flavour? The texture? Or is it the great big throbbing vein?

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THIS THURSDAY – FINAL SHOW OF 2024! One whole year of Screen Time, whodathunkit? Wrapping it up in style with another class lineup: 📺 Chris Thorburn 📺 Amelia Bayler 📺 Amanda Dwyer 📺 Rory Spence 📅 Thursday 5 December 📍 The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow 🎟️ www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

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NEW EPISODE DAY From Boogie Nights to Raj-ing Hardon. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest CHRIS THORBURN discuss, among other things, a one man Shawshank Redemption and Danny De Vito's Cambodian adventure. "Songs for squatchin' lovers." www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

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Such a funny episode with the excellent @cbthorburn.bsky.social

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Amazing night at Drygate Comedy Lab. Sad to see it go but @cbthorburn.bsky.social & all the acts tonight did a fuckin' incredible job as always.

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Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry. go.bsky.app/JecbjH2

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Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

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Hello BlueSky, here’s the Olivia Newton John song Xanadu but it’s about the Babadook

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Me: I feel like maybe I don't allow myself to be happy because deep down there's a part of me that believes I don't deserve to be, you know? Dr Loomis: *scribbling notes* dead eyes pure evil

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Truman: Welcome to Twin Peaks. Everyone is cheating on everyone else. Half the high school students work in a brothel, the other half abuse and distribute cocaine. There’s an unfathomable evil deep in the woods. Cooper: These are the best people in the world and I’m moving here.

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🎵 let’s talk about stress baby let’s talk about lack of sleep let’s talk about working full time and the deadlines you can’t meet 🎵

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You can’t have two duck names

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apparently these go great with mushy peas

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Youth Pastor: this one is for the boy in the tiny manger no crib for a bed for our lord and saviour

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I loved this series until they got cancelled for doing Lolita

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The coaster under the drink you just picked up:

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*gets hoist* WHOSE PETARD IS THIS?! *checks* oh for fuck

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I WAS NOOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL NOOTING FOR YOU

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😎 A message for my haters 😎

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Head barista: So I'm thinking we offer rolls, full breakfasts, hot drinks to sit in or takeaway... Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed

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I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy trying to get past in a narrow corridor scuse me whoops sorry we dancing aye haha sorry scuse me

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do you beLIVE in LAUGH after LOVE

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Dinner - CANNOT have the same thing twice in 1 week or so help me god - Need veg, protein, carbs, all the groups - Need to clean 8 dishes - All day's been leading up to this, don't fuck it up Breakfast - Same shit every day - Hot coffee - Cereal - Smash hit every time - The best

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Do we post our gigs here? I’m gonna post my gigs here.

submitted 516 days ago • 2 comments

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

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Just going to do old material until I’m sure we’re staying here, you understand.

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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Twitter

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