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✨️Cacoethes - a bisexual sugar baby novel - coming June 2025 from Northodox Press✨️ 🎭Novelist & screenwriter, good at funny with a side of sad. She/her. 📍Manchester(ish)
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the children (me) yearn for the ealing comedies

UK bands from the 80s all have bios like: "The group met at a government-funded arts mixer where they each received six months' rent tax-free" while for bands from the 2020s they're like "formed as a final year project at Goldsmiths, their first release was funded by interest from their trust funds"

it does my mental health the world of good to have two dear little cats in the house whose fur I can just inhale at literally any point

would watch a full biopic of the lindt master chocolatier, that man's got secrets

his ass is not supposed to be in there

thank you to the girlie on vinted who sold me this dress, the local seamstress who made it Chlo-length, and the incomparable @emmyesque.bsky.social for picking the theme 'vampires and robots' for her party tonight 🦇 🤖 ✨ 💄

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

shot / chaser

I am alive at precisely the correct period of history, actually

long train journey = perfect opportunity to dive into this delightful little treat of a novel from @zoerichards.bsky.social and @uclanpublishing.bsky.social. good vibes and wholesomeness abound 🌺 🌲 🌿 💜 thank you Zoë for the signed copy and the verdant oasis of niceness you've created!

🚨PREORDER ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 THE MOMENT IS HERE... The sequel to one of our biggest books that we're always being asked for! The Gilded Gear by Emma Whitehall, sequel to Clockwork Magpies, is available for preorder now! Coming 28th August! www.northodox.co.uk/product-page...

Horrified by news of our friend & fellow bookseller Mahmoud being arrested by Israeli forces alongside his nephew. A tireless campaigner for the power of literature, Mahmoud was in Edinburgh with us just months ago - please join call for their release! #Booksky www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

the thing no one tells you is that formal wear doesn't have to cause physical discomfort and no one can actually stop you leaving the function at a time of your choosing. tune in for more life hacks with chlo next time.

It's the Margaret Thatcher It's the Jeremy Corbyn It's the combination Margaret Thatcher Jeremy Corbyn

After *far too long* on my TBR, I finished Birding (pictured with Bodie having a good old book sniff) by @regretteruane.bsky.social in one intense sitting and I feel changed as a person. What a gorgeously written, quietly devastating novel. I'll be recommending this one until my voice goes hoarse 🫡

Here's some lore for you - I wrote my first poem at preschool. It was about knitting needles. I could not spell "knitting" and nobody could work out who'd told the toddler what a poem was in the first place🤔 #AskAnAuthor

snaffled an exquisite metallic Biba purse in Oxfam today and I've opened it up to find an ancient looking key and no card holder section - is this *vintage vintage* 🤔

The Strange Tales of Gillion is available from Amazon as a paperback for £7.99 and on Kindle for even less, £1.99. This short story collection would make the perfect present for your friends and family who love a bit of weird, cosmic horror (who doesn’t!) amzn.eu/d/dlGQsIW #booksky

Book giveaway time! It's #LGBTHistoryMonth in the UK and I have three copies of Cottonopolis to give away. To enter, comment with a favourite fact/event/person in queer history. Winners drawn at random at the end of February. UK only for postage reasons. Please share! 🌈📚 sflayzell.com/cottonopolis/

how's your day going, Bodie had to go to the vet for a scale and polish and one of his teeth fell out in the process

I am horribly flashed back, given general context, to Winifred Holtby writing in 1934 in Women and a Changing Civilisation: 'The pendulum is swinging backwards, not only against feminism, but against democracy, liberty, and reason, against international co-operation and political tolerance'.

shout-out to the jokers who ripped out all the lovely thick wooden panels the Victorians would have put around the window frame and instead just shoved cheap thin board and wallpaper in there instead - no wonder this room gets so draughty

Without me constantly shouting about my debut novel, The Great Orme, it's voiceless. I don't have marketing teams or legions of fans. I've got me, my great little indie publisher and, if I'm lucky, a handful of friends. So if you see this, please share & join me on the slide 🖤

last time we had renovation work done, we found newspapers from the 1970s stuffed in the window cavities. just cute retro cowboy builder things, right? well today the spare room's wonky plasterboard yielded scrunched up newspaper sheets from TWENTY ELEVEN which is not cute actually