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ironically “i promise i’m a real human lol” is a good filter to find ai generated emails

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still no bites on Silver Mirror, my anthology series about how technology is mostly pretty cool

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filler episode? you’re watching tv, calm down. you have time

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faxing Chuck and Kirsten cuz their phones keep conking out, faxzero.com gives you three faxes a day

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you have to figure out what to eat for dinner every day. just one of life’s little jokes

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it’s good to talk favorite books so if someone says something like the fountainhead you have a cheat sheet for who you shouldn’t ever speak to again

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bob balaban was really the ideal Linus

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helpful reminder it is not Friday

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making pimple stickers into cool accessories was a brilliant move. if I had clear skin in high school everything would have been different

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finally saw wicked and can’t believe how terrible the color was. the sequel to a technicolor marvel oughta look better than that

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love that old William Blake poem hey tyger you’re so fine you’re so fine you blow my mind hey tyger

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your outie does loud yoga in the gym sauna

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old navy keeps tricking me with toddler clothes. I don’t have a toddler, I want dinosaurs on my shirt

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let’s shake up the sushi grass industry

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you know what never went out of style? adding a little vibe-y pitch shift record scratch between lines in a verse

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

why don’t they make hangout sitcoms anymore? do they not want us hanging out

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caesar may be crazy but we still gotta get these aqueducts built

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everyone has the same question after last night’s severance: when is Alia Shawkat coming back

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gotta be Columbus

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someone’s keeping a journal about Wall Street and wants a dollar a week for it

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okay good I was worried so far

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even Selina Meyer wouldn’t have stood for this

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it took me 12 years to finish writing my first book, it only makes sense that it’ll take, like, what? half that to sell it?

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guy who has been listening to lisa loeb a lot recently listening to a new track with acoustic guitar and a girl singer: it has a lisa loeb quality, no?

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one of the worst types of posts is when someone talks about something they’ve found and people rush in with “you’re just learning about that?”

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Never forget that David Lynch once directed a PSA for the NYC Department of Sanitation youtu.be/FGl0XFOXrDM?...

submitted 62 days ago • 22 comments

you aren’t supposed to like horror movies you are supposed to be scared of them

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2025 is the year of the weird little book. If you read a good weird little book, you let me know

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

how are you all celebrating the 30th anniversary of Lisa Loeb’s TAILS this year? It’s in September but we gotta be ready

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Amazing to me how many people are willing to reveal they were driving a private car a couple blocks in Manhattan and act as though them not doing that isn’t anything other than a net public good

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Scam alert: the main way to define words is to use other words

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more movies should have these

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Mr Rogers is correct on this and all things

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instead of funding costly movies, production studios should give me money to live life more cinematically

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