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The president has had 2 immigrant wives. The VP's wife is the child of immigrants. The anti-immigrant rhetoric is overall racist, but maybe also a dash misogynistic?

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One fun thing to do is send out hundreds of job applications over the course of a year so that faceless corporations can reply some random number of days later, causing an unfolding dystopia to have a quirky background radiation of rejection notices in your inbox every morning. You know, as a treat

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Part of Severance is nice. No phone at my desk and little chance of people from other departments dropping by to pester me about something? I could get used to that

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I will try every kind of Reese's peanut butter cup and complain that they aren't the original

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My son hath proclaimed that the Golden Gate Bridge and the Eiffel Tower "are the largest cuties"

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I had a dream that I was tasked with getting some vodka for a party and everyone kept recommending Kegel One and I was like 'isn't it KeTel One' and everyone was like 'um I think I know my vodka'

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One of the ways my brain is broken is that I will sometimes sing " 🎶 me and schoolio down by the huul-yard 🎶 "

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

#SuperbOwl

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Goodbye weather forecasts

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Since it appears that billionaire Elon Musk is effectively running the country, I’d like to have a quick word with all the right-wing conspiracy theorists out there. Hey, guys. Do you remember how you spent forever babbling on and on about shadowy billionaires? www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

submitted 19 days ago • 15 comments

The US could build a command post from a high vantage point on a hill like Tel Megiddo en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tel_Meg...

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If your mind is spinning and can't concentrate, here's some nice little projects you can do around the house as a fun distraction: -pack a go-bag with adorbs supplies -stock and store some non-perishable food in cute storage containers -renew or obtain a passport with a super hot photo (slay queen)

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Watching this on repeat how is your day going?

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Meanwhile in becoming-an-old-man news, I just dipped cold bacon in hot black coffee and smiled

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What happens when you challenge relations across Central America and also yank federal funding? You risk screwflies flying north in the US and burrowing into the flesh of mammals, including human kids. Letting deadly insects hurt children to own the libs www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olj8...

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Target: where everything is on sale for 3/5ths off

submitted 29 days ago • 94 comments

I hope Mulaney is penciling an outline for a sequel to this bit youtu.be/JhkZMxgPxXU

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

"You know, drinking coffee is stupid, I mean it contains a mild toxin that evolved to stop the hearts of smaller animals and we drink this bitter acidic drink recreationally as a stimulant," I thought, waiting for my coffee to brew.

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There are many ways that raising kids makes you lose a little bit of sanity, and it does not help when the actors for Blippi and Meekah change randomly with no notice, sometimes inside the same episode you are watching

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Has anyone considered that Trvmp could simply negotiate with the pending climate disaster. What if he just struck a deal

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