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Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.

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boss after hearing my presentation: was any of that fact-based? Me: all those facts were extremely based. Several of them are goated

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(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin) Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

submitted 55 days ago • 32 comments

Youth is wasted on the young. Youth is fuckin’ gone off that young

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

HAN SOLO: great band BARTENDER: that's jizz music. my cousin is the saxoboner player. he can really blow that thing HAN: excuse me? BARTENDER: oh, our lingo is a little different around here HAN: can I get a drink BARTENDER: one tall glass of cum, coming up

submitted 12 days ago • 18 comments

Google search: career options google AI medieval response generator: thee path of monger hath but three doors; thee choyces be fish, war or whore

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

compassion and hopefulness are so fucking anti establishment right now

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Am I pro insane levels of cruelty and suffering for others? Well, it's complicated..

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submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

hiding under a flipped shopping cart arguing with a store manager and I've let the 4 rats out of my coat so she can't lift it off me

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

the most anti semetic thing you can do is be complicit in a genocide

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Wednesday

submitted 18 days ago • 133 comments

stephen dorff's stylist finishing their appointment by tying a little red bandana around his neck

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Genealogist: I study the intricate lineage of entire family histories Me: oh cool, did you know you can just click "jump to recipe"

submitted 22 days ago • 6 comments

they have privacy booths at the farmers market where insecure tough guys can eat delicate fruit without hating themselves

submitted 22 days ago • 9 comments

I'm laughing all the way to the bank. Laughing in the steam of a sewer grate. Laughing in a full length mirror then punching it. In my joker laugh era

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Fell on my ass at the tavern trying to show off and now a bard is writing a song about me, fuck. He’s calling my ass my gratuitous rump. He’s saying I whinnied like a mule on the way down.

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do I know how fast I was driving? slightly slower than you when you caught up to pull me over if you want to point fingers

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment