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celesteweforget.bsky.social
šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø(elle/she/her) en france qui vit sa meilleure life I have literally never learned a lesson in history so here I am posting
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submitted 2 days ago ā€¢ 13 comments

I got a date for bottom surgery on a Tuesday, so now I've made a countdown timer until the most important Taco Tuesday of all time.

submitted 2 days ago ā€¢ 0 comments

ā€œBluesky isnā€™t worth it because it doesnā€™t have the same user numbers as Insta/TTā€ Babe. I donā€™t know how to say this but, Twitter never did either. This is because itā€™s a text based social vs an image based social and unfortunately most people nowadays canā€™t read very good.

submitted 9 days ago ā€¢ 16 comments

its not joever yet but its bidending soon

submitted 17 days ago ā€¢ 10 comments

Now listen here, @jonbois.bsky.social

submitted 16 days ago ā€¢ 0 comments

submitted 38 days ago ā€¢ 3 comments

Because it was a fake job šŸ‘ hope that helps www.wsj.com/articles/the...

submitted 40 days ago ā€¢ 41 comments

Pinocchio Ć©tait toujours un vrai garƧon, il Ć©tait un hĆŖtre humain depuis le dĆ©but

submitted 54 days ago ā€¢ 0 comments

I've been in a really arguey mood for the past couple weeks. I will fight anyone over anything. I have no idea why.

submitted 59 days ago ā€¢ 0 comments

I do not have the discipline required for soft, hydrated elbows. The religious application of body lotion that requires is beyond my ability.

submitted 60 days ago ā€¢ 0 comments

Repost with a pic and your age. 32

submitted 60 days ago ā€¢ 0 comments

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

submitted 62 days ago ā€¢ 181 comments

This is trans erasure šŸ˜” Shameful

submitted 65 days ago ā€¢ 0 comments

Je dois mieux mentir en franƧais. Apparemment, les secreĢtaires pour un geĢneĢraliste lambda n'aiment pas donner un rdv pour une demande de lettre d'accompagnement pour une Ā« chirurgie de reĢassignation sexuelle Ā», j'aurais duĢ‚ dire quelque chose de plus reĢpandu, comme une Ā« lobotomie Ā».

submitted 72 days ago ā€¢ 0 comments