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my theme park thoughts for the girls, gays, and nonbinary babes
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Epic Universe map added to official app ahead of Team Member previews. And it’s beautiful. 🤩

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bus wrap incoming

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I’m not spending today shocked. My energy will not be spent in reactions. It’s time. Let’s organize. Let’s commune. Let’s plan.

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If you find that your uninformed personal opinion disagrees with expert consensus on a technical topic, please consider that “all the experts know something I don’t” is a much more likely explanation than “I alone solved a complex problem that all the world’s experts have long been studying.”

submitted 42 days ago • 34 comments

What if we all went back to Tumblr

submitted 43 days ago • 75 comments

disney released concept art for disney villians: unfairly ever after. anywaayyyyyy dark universe bus wraps were spotted the other day 🤗👻🤭

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everyday at work its so fucking shitty hearing patient’s cancer treatments getting pushed back because their insurance hasn’t or wont authorize their treatment.

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the coolest christmas gift ive ever gotten 💕

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Epic Universe opens this year

submitted 61 days ago • 10 comments

disney just keeps missing the fuckin point. no one asked for a CGI mufasa movie.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

how do i explain to my next therapist that seeing a blurry pixelated video of a burning windmill releases an extreme amount of dopamine and gives me the will to continue?

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Cannot reiterate enough to Americans that under socialized medicine, if you get sick, you go to the doctor, they treat you, then you leave. Proscriptions are cheap or free. There’s no paperwork because you’re on a national database. This isn’t a pipe dream, it’s the NHS I grew up with.

submitted 88 days ago • 13 comments

DnD dice and a dungeons and drag queens shirt are all that i have on my christmas list lol

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a pirate tavern is cool af but disney just isnt doing enough for me to want to pay a fuck ton of money and tediously learn how to use genie plus efficiently to plan for a whole trip there.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

new fortnite chapter FINALLY

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It’s really disheartening to see trans users having to step back from Bluesky because of the influx of transphobic harassment. Trans posters built the culture of this platform and it would behoove cis allies to advocate for their safety as Bluesky expands and they get targeted

submitted 92 days ago • 215 comments

figured out how to airplay nba league pass, we love women in STEM 😌

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to anyone visiting or living with abusive family through these holidays. im right there with you and i hope you can get time for yourself to do some self care 🫶🏽

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i’d rather be at universal lookin at jurassic shit and protecting my peace

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not to sound ungrateful or like a pick me, but imo thanksgiving is one of the lamest holidays for your birthday to land on (luckily it’s not every year). especially if your family is hella toxic/abusive and youre forced to spend multiple days with them like pls lemme go home 😭

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And most of all, I'm thankful for all the little gay people in my phone

submitted 95 days ago • 39 comments

shes beautiful 🥹

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girl just between the popout and the not like us music video nothing inflated there sweetie, seek help and stay yo freaky ass inside🖕🏽😌

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dealing with HR during medical leave is so fuckin irritating

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

uh oh

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what truly took me by surprise the first time i rode veloci was how quiet it is when you get to the top hat, especially if youre in the front.

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ive been high the last 4 or 5 psychiatry appts and im hoping she just thinks that’s my normal look and those are my normal thoughts

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

cherry coke zero is for the pussy poppin’ bad bitches and for the pussy poppin’ bad bitches only.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

i love monster's inc, but idk if it has enough staying power to make a whole land?? idk if that coaster works out, i could be wrong.

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

at least kendrick finally dropped

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bc im on the other coast i feel so late to all the theme park news lol

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My first co-author credit, I got my copy of the Unofficial Guide to Universal Orlando 2025! It’s an honor to have had the opportunity to work with Seth to add Epic Universe to this already jam-packed guide, and I’m excited for everyone to get their copy. It’s available Dec 3rd!

submitted 102 days ago • 35 comments

The Incredible Hulk in a sunset.

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

i cannot wait to hear all of the background music at UEU

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Still No. 1

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Lighting of the Trident in Lost Continent.

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Actual photos revealed for new Harry Potter ride at Epic Universe, opening May 2025

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

screaming crying shitting and throwing up !!!!!!!

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and just like that, my will to continue is restored

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Lion King 1 1/2 was a passion project

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SUPER nintendo world the wizarding world of harry potter: ministry of MAGIC celestial PARK how to train your dragon: isle OF berk DARK universe

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or hear me out: Universal Super Magic Park of Dark™️

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speaking of names i think “Epic Universe” is so corny (to put it nicely). plus “Universal Epic Universe” is redundant. why not just name the whole park “Celestial Park”? it still fits with the storytelling. youre going to celestial park to explore it’s portals.

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