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I've messed up. She is insulting me still but not mashing all the words together how I like it anymore.

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You KNOW they are imbeciles Naoto, come on now.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I hope something cool happens like Geoff Keighley evaporates into a flower petals during the show.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

ACAB also means Toad

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Opened a new coffee creamer with my normal “rip off the foil with my teeth move” and it was a solid white mass in there. The way my stomach is churning right now 🤢

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Sam's Club coming in clutch, making my decision to buy a Gamecube controller without a preorder less ridiculous.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The Switch 2 is almost out and I just want to say this. It's never kind to rain on someone's parade. We live in hard times right now. If someone is excited and happy to get a Switch 2, remember that if it brings them joy, that's all that matters. Happy Switch 2 release to everyone picking one up!

submitted 5 days ago • 29 comments

Slumdog Scungillionaire, you gotta be fucking kidding me Hot Mulligan lol

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

“Monica Lewinskibidi” Hot Mulligan needs to be taken to a reeducation camp

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

My takeaway is that I like dual-types. It's always difficult to decide which Pokemon reps which type.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Where the hell is Yasogami finding their teachers at?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Jonathan Joss, the voice actor for John Redcorn in “King of the Hill,” has died after being shot by a neighbor in Texas. He was 59

submitted 8 days ago • 162 comments

5 years ago while playing Scrabble in lockdown I dropped “zygote” on my girlfriend. Now we’re married and have a kid! And we’ve never played Scrabble again.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Damn, so June hits and Yosuke really just becomes the worst member of the Investigation Team.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Trenton Woodley has a new project, re-recorded a few Ground Dweller tracks, and even has a Galleons feature. How did this happen without me seeing?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t express how excited I am for King of the Hill to be back soon and to see that others are excited by it as well

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Also, I really hope a musically inclined person is out there making a grindcore song that uses a sample of Guzzlord's anime scream

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaaaaaaaing intensifies

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submitted 13 days ago • 107 comments

Rabbits be popping off in the backyard today

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Fella sounds like he's on the fence about hanging out and dating women, but he does draw a line at murder. Such a brave take

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

New Hanabie. speaking to my heart, making me want to do a hot sauce shot against my better judgement. youtu.be/dcKxYScvUsU?...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I support my gay little turtle squirrel

submitted 13 days ago • 63 comments

Wait their plan is to seriously have Chie sit here with a rope in the television in a busy store?

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Oh no, they're going straight for my weakness here already. That outfit is 🔥

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submitted 14 days ago • 15 comments

Game #21 of 2025 Not for Broadcast Frankly, it’s not a game for me. It was too overstimulating and I ended up just watching videos. The “VN” parts felt pretty disjointed from the rest of the game. It was ambitious as hell, well made, just not my cup of tea despite the absurdity.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Made it out today with only a snort and eyeroll when RFK came up.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Getting out of family gatherings after only an hour and a half is a pretty sweet benefit of having a baby

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Look man, I don't make the rules

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Probably the best Not for Broadcast advert I've watched because it makes a fair point. Rectums? Check 'em!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments