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Eternally optimistic and hopeful for the future of my democracy. Me gusta comics movies video games and studying Spanish
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

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Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

“I promise I’ll stop drinking if you let me lead the most powerful military in the world and give my job literal life or death stakes” is kind of a banger though. Not what we expected but what we deserve.

Boom

Massive away win for the little fella.

To save millions in data storage, the National Sex Offender Registry has announced it will merge with the White House’s government website. Sex Offenders can be viewed on the ‘Meet the Team’ page beginning January 20th, 2025.

Kendrick and Drake have squashed their beef... [Burger falls on screen] ...into a juicy flame-grilled four ounce patty. [Kendrick goes in for a bite then stops] Hey Drake, pass the MUSTAAAARD! [They laugh and hug it out] Every adult meal comes with a kid's toy

#Xodus #BlueSky

I get the pushback to Bluesky in that it further bifurcates our media ecosystem. But at this point, Twitter’s content moderation is so nonexistent and its verified users so extreme that the choice becomes either move away from Twitter or be subjected to straight up 4chan nazi bile on a daily basis.

Holy moly these courtroom sketches of Rudy Giuliani are epic.

Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?

Justice delayed was justice denied.

please stop calling it an echo chamber — me, to my gynecologist

This is the rallying call that I've needed to hear since November 6th. From Roxane Gay in today's New York Times www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...

it absolutely rules to keep seeing the worst people on the internet come on to this site to post “well well well i’m really going to TRIGGER some people here huh,” and them me just hitting one button and never thinking about them again lmao

just block them

New from NBC News: More than half of Senate Republicans, including some in senior leadership positions, are privately saying they don't see a path for Matt Gaetz to be confirmed as Attorney General and would not support him to lead the Department of Justice. @MSNBC

No way it's fucking up this bad for everyone right? #tysonfight

Jerry Jones trying to praise this Netflix production into a non functioning microphone my personal highlight so far.

Netflix engineers rn