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"Opinions are like demo tapes ... I don't want to hear yours." - Stephen Colbert The end is nigh. Take one of the bastards with you when you go. Mostly here, but every so often at https://masto.ai/@CElriince
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Elon is an ignorant fool. So was Hitler. Ignorant fools can do a ton of harm. You don't need to be smart to hurt people.

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

It will be missed Social Security payments.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Could someone please ask James to stop giving interviews?

submitted 12 minutes ago • 11 comments

As usual, they're trying to repeat a bald-faced lie so many times that ignorant people will think it's true.

submitted 8 minutes ago • 0 comments

I wish more people were talking about egg prices as less of a “muh egg prices!” thing and more about the fact that there is an organized egg cartel that is illegally price gouging and almost certainly illegally price fixing and reaping massive, gigantic profits.

submitted 1 day ago • 62 comments

Someone once described him as a canned ham covered in Vaseline and I’ve never unseen it. But seriously this guy is a psychopath who should be nowhere near a position of power

submitted 9 hours ago • 97 comments

“Your voice is meaningless right now. ... I can talk over all of you” said the emcee at the GOP event as the woman objecting to Medicaid cuts was dragged out.

submitted 13 hours ago • 343 comments

Emboldened ghouls

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

🎶once again I am begging everyone to watch Judgment at Nuremberg🎶

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

"Why throw away perfectly good eggs when dog shit is readily available?" 😉

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

“We need to get rid of legal roadblocks” is just a confession

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

Feed cleanser.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

1. I saw this again and again from people like Tulsi Gabbard, who was then on the left: a complete absence of empathy towards the victims of Assad's attacks in Syria. And making common cause with the far right in supporting his regime and its Russian backers.🧵 www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

submitted 1 hour ago • 29 comments

Dear Mr. Manager: This week I ... 1. have been alive forever 2. wrote the very first song 3. put the words and the melodies together 4. am music, and 5. write the songs

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Impeach Hegseth. He is saying, beyond any doubt, that they are firing the lawyers because they are intending on committing crimes and they don't want lawyers telling them "no, that's a crime"

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 22 hours ago • 111 comments

i gasped and also no lies detected.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

"It might be unconstitutional, it might not ... who's to say?" 🙄 THE FOUNDERS, THAT'S WHO, YOU WAFFLING BASTARD.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

How Elon's children feel.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

No vacations are better in an AirBNB.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Tarrio's pretty brave in a crowd. And he's never alone for a reason. He'd get the shit beaten out of him if he were alone.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Dear Mr. Manager: This week I've been ... 1. a puppet 2. a pauper 3. a pirate 4. a poet 5. a pawn and a king

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Seems relevant

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Found the asshole.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

you really don't hate Fox News enough

submitted 8 hours ago • 14 comments

Brutal Town hall. But here’s the truth—Republican politicians aren’t scared of their constituents. They’re scared of Trump and getting primaried. And voters keep electing more extreme candidates, so here we are—officials who don’t care what their constituents think. Republican voters did this!

submitted 5 hours ago • 100 comments

What gets me is the "some contend" part, as if one or both situations could possibly be false. It's clear as day. They're robbing the poor to overfeed the rich ... AGAIN. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

The great bilking. If DOGE is a federal agency, it can’t shield its records from the public. If it’s not an agency, then its tens of millions of dollars in funding weren’t legally allocated and should be returned, some contend. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

What I expect soon: "The Browns are considering bring in ..."

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

In addition to being unqualified to hold ANY government job Dan Bongino is also a coward and hypocrite, incapable of engaging in political conversation Because his ideas are generally ludicrous conspiracy theories, totally devoid of fact So OF COURSE Trump named him as Deputy Director of the FBI

submitted 5 hours ago • 31 comments

Giant grassy Bluetooth mouse. Just try getting your hand around *that*. 😉

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

With any hope, they'll find their way there soon enough.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Hell, this was news in *1954.* It just wasn't *considered* newsworthy back then to pick on the particularly mean-spirited, dim-witted offspring of a New York real estate developer.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

"I'd like the Pinot Grigio 2011 and a box of Teddy Grahams, please."

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

So the Guardians are going to raise ticket prices while further restricting access to televised games? That's a bold strategy, Dolans. But it's not going to pay off. SELL THE TEAM.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

He thinks this will make them invincible. In reality, it'll just make it easier to take them down.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

This is what self-centered assholes do.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

In light of the news that Dan Bongino will be the Kash Patel's Deputy FBI Director, I am reposting what I wrote a few weeks ago. "Donald Trump will insist on using the powers of the state to attack his political opponents." www.democracydocket.com/opinion/ther...

submitted 9 hours ago • 185 comments

How is he going to block all the people that show up at his office with pitchforks next month?

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

god susan collins sucks.

submitted 13 hours ago • 17 comments

Pesky damn lawyers, it's always "no, that's illegal" this and "we could all go to prison" that.

submitted 14 hours ago • 32 comments

lol the AfD, the far-right party boosted by vance and musk, did not win and will be shut out of power in the coalition govt — so now trump is claiming the mantle of the “conservative party” (which does not mean what he thinks it means) as a big win for him

submitted 9 hours ago • 90 comments

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Do this. Say this. 👇🏻

submitted 20 hours ago • 652 comments

They’re cutting Medicaid, Social Security, and Medicare while firing countless federal workers— but at least everyone* will get a one-time $5000 check. * not poor people, who rely on the programs and jobs they’re cutting.

submitted 10 hours ago • 25 comments

If you’re not alarmed yet you’re not paying attention

submitted 6 hours ago • 76 comments