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The trailer for Mickey 17 has Robert Pattinson-in-Tenet vibes, I’m looking forward to it

Good morning! Happy Twin Peaks day!

Dear Mr. Musk, What we found out is that each one of us is 1. a brain 2. and an athlete 3. and a basket case 4. a princess 5. and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

Really impressive work by the Conclave PR team.

Get in on the ground floor of some bear and short ETFs

How it started. How it’s going

Someone had fun writing this brief

Reminds me of when Obama created an assault rifle blue ribbon commission after Sandy Hook rather than immediately calling a special session and sending a bill to Congress that had a good chance of passing due to the then-new horror

Taking a giant swig of coffee before reading this skeet

in his statement "cancelling" congestion pricing, sean duffy calls people who ride the subway "an elite few" and i just feel as a communication professional that they gotta decide if they're going with that or crime-ridden drug den homeless shelter

This is just to say I have fired the bureaucrats throughout your government Even the ones that were probably keeping planes in the air Forgive me I am not very smart So efficiency Much savings

Anthony was my co-worker at the September 11th Victim Compensation Fund for several years. He’s devoted his career to the 9/11 community and this is a huge loss.

This sucks

This is fucking incredible.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

One of my favorite things I've ever found while running this account: A promo for a syndicated airing of MST3K on NBC affiliate KARE in Minneapolis. In the 15+ years I've been obsessively watching old commercial blocks, this is the only syndicated MST3K promo I've ever seen. A true unicorn.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Everyone in the Trump coalition voted for someone to get got. Most of them didn’t realize that they were that someone to someone else.

Sad sad news today: Biff Wiff, an unknown actor whose appearance on I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson got him a solid run of bit parts in offbeat comedies (and even a recent Best Picture Winner), has died.

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

Me: You should try more of your spaghetti, honey. My three year old: It’s not spaghetti, daddy. It’s pasta.

We won’t disappear just because you change a website.

Saw them at Strathmore in 2014, it was a great show.

Honestly this is a pretty place-appropriate crime.

At the vet's office this morning, the receptionist was on the phone with a pizza shop asking if they make valentine's shaped pies. Older woman next to me said "that's not a good deal, you'll get less pizza."

Keep people like me, who inexplicably pronounce it ValenTIME’s, in your thoughts today.

the brutal realization that the people destroying our country know the theme to duck tales

CHIEF: Eric Adam's freedom is in our sights. Drop the charges! SCALIA CLERK: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): She's woke! She wont do it!

Russ Vought set up a CFPB snitch line where you can report any work by the agency still trying to do its job as legally mandated by Congress. It would be a real shame if this was flooded with false tips and wild goose chases... x.com/CFPB_tipline

Looking forward to seeing Paddington 3 with the kid, but the change in actresses for Mrs. Brown is kinda gaslighty?

If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

stumbled across this gem from a few years ago: steadicam inventor garret brown goes deep on working with kubrick on “the shining” theasc.com/articles/ste...

NEW: Musk shutdown USAID. BUT, remarkably (accidentally?) he left the USAID Inspector General’s office open. It’s just published a report on the agency’s closure: - $489 million of food at risk of ruin - 500,000 tonnes at sea/in storage at risk of ruin - 🚨terrorism monitoring in-country halted🚨

Washington Post’s John Hudson: “The 19-year-old acolyte of Elon Musk known online as ‘Big Balls’ is listed as having taken on a new role at the State Department, raising concerns among some diplomats about his potential access to sensitive information.”

Disney doesn’t know how to use The Muppets so we end up with commercials like that