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Women in 2028: dam u are so sexy u know so much about metacritic scores ur basement in ur moms house is covered in drawings of an invention u call “second mouth” plz take me

submitted 2 days ago • 43 comments

I have an incredibly low opinion of the Trump-supporting rabble who gobble up shit like this, but as little as I respect them it’s crazy that the people who brazenly make this stuff up respect them even less

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The US is now poised to become the largest disease incubator in human history

submitted 13 days ago • 26 comments

In the bullseye for tornadoes once again so I'm watching like 8 different radar screens on two phones and I'm about to hop on my computer lmao. We don't eff around on days like today in Dixie Alley. I'm praying that it's a bust tornado wise but everything is starting to ramp up so idk.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

submitted 18 days ago • 425 comments

Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies theonion.com/super-b...

submitted 18 days ago • 46 comments

guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar what a surprise

submitted 18 days ago • 113 comments

You cannot be ableist against an AI program writing books for free. It’s like being racist to Clippy. Clippy is not sentient, he was a demon created by Microsoft

submitted 34 days ago • 14 comments

Sorry this is just what iron workers in Ohio have needed for years, someone is finally listening to them

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

What was the point of a fucking ceasefire if they're still bombing, still shooting, still bulldozing, still kidnapping people??? Why did people take victory laps after it was announced like something actually changed?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Nintendo has unveiled its newest gaming system, Super Mario Real. it’s a real living breathing mario and in lieu of individual games he goes on different adventures you are legally responsible for. every police department in america has agreed to shoot him on sight

submitted 46 days ago • 16 comments

You would need to have an absolute toddler mentality to legitimately believe that negative reporting from the NYT has any ability to impede Trump in his second term. This is why he choose the nebulously defined “accountability” instead of actually talking about results

submitted 45 days ago • 6 comments

Columnist who once defended sharing a post advocating feeding Palestinian children to sharks is helping us “counter the authoritarian threat”. Cool, glad words mean things

submitted 45 days ago • 18 comments

I only have one question; why have we allowed the entity known as Mark Zuckerberg to masquerade as a human being when he clearly isn't? When can we stop using human pronouns and titles when referring to this, thing? I only feel pure dread and revulsion whenever I get a glimpse of this thing.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Whether or not you think of Trump as a fascist, it's important to understand that the Democratic faction of the ruling class does not. They see him, correctly or incorrectly, as another liberal, albeit one belonging to the rival capitalist faction

submitted 49 days ago • 6 comments

Elon Musk pretending to be a top level poe2 player by paying someone to boost his account and then livestreaming himself playing it giving away he knows NOTHING about the game has made my day This guy is like a skit there's no way a human being is THIS insecure and desperate for validation

submitted 50 days ago • 26 comments

I refuse to order Doordash or any other delivery service during severe weather days; imagine having to bring someone food while you're in a tornado warning polygon. But this is somehow worse and I wouldn't shed a single tear if he was found extra crispy in the smoldering ashes of his house

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

It’s difficult for some people to conceptualize how racism/sexism/bigotry can impact even the most rich and famous and powerful people on this planet but that they are also rich and famous and powerful in a way 99.9999% of people never will be and probably don’t give a shit about you

submitted 49 days ago • 11 comments

“It’s racist to criticize a former president for laughing with a man he told us was an authoritarian threat” is exactly the level of discourse we needed today. Pure goblin mode shit yum yum yum

submitted 49 days ago • 18 comments

53 years old

submitted 50 days ago • 101 comments

Trump: We will strangle the scarecrow child for national spaghetti purposes Fox: Strangle plan is smart strategically CNN: Voters talk scarecrow child at national spaghetti diner NYT: Pomp And Spaghettistance? Trump Muses On Scarecrow Child's Fate Meta: We are donating $1m to the strangle fund

submitted 50 days ago • 62 comments

that climate chaos is fueling more frequent and more severe extreme weather events like the LA Fires is beyond dispute. And once again corporate media's reporting on the devastation ignores fossil fuel's central role in the horrors we see on our screens. I argue here that this is bad and should stop

submitted 50 days ago • 9 comments

Karen Bass: if we give even more money to police, they can develop a bullet that goes so fast it will put out fires

submitted 50 days ago • 4 comments

So many tornado warnings in Louisiana and Mississippi today. A ton of PDS warnings as well.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments