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Makeup FX masters Tom Savini & Greg Nicotero in FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

F is for Fuck This

do not travel to the united states

whwen i was in 1st grade there was a stray cat that lived at the school and they let it stay because it would dig the old cigarettes out of the sandbox and eat them. they fed it real cat food but he craved his ciggies anwyay

harbinger, print ad screenshot, pc (2003) archive.org/details/comp...

ok. not my problem

What could have been

Tom Cruise: Finish your popcorn a little early there bud? Lol Me: I'm going to kill myself sir Cruise: Excuse me? Me: I said I'm going to kill myself on stage sir Cruise: Nonsense. This is a cinema. Look around. There's only magic here. You can feel it Me: Your right sir, My bad

who the fuck is Benson Boone

Microsoft employees have discovered that any emails they send with the terms “Palestine” or “Gaza” are getting temporarily blocked from being sent. Microsoft confirmed to The Verge that it has implemented some form of email changes. Details 👇 www.theverge.com/tech/672312/...

my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities

Dick Cheney in 2002:

Ms.Rachel is showing more humanity than our politicians

Today I discovered that people have been uploading old stock photo CD-ROMs to the Internet Archive and now I'm obsessed with the mid-'90s business-core aesthetic.

Brian Eno calls on Microsoft to cease its partnership with Israel and pledges to donate the original fee for his Windows '95 chime to victims of Israel's genocide in Gaza

A lot of pro-AI people will be like, “This technology constantly makes mistakes and adds unneeded steps to work, but you’ll have no choice but to use it for every facet of your life whether you like it or not” and then furiously wonder why some folks aren’t instantly on board with the pitch.

cyberia 2: resurrection, screenshot, dos (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/809/cyb...

Laughing a bit imagining Republicans in 1992 being like "we need a conservative Arsenio Hall"

yeah they probably put ketchup on their damn hot dogs 🤣😭😆 👇👇👇🫣

The Greatest Spectacle in Racing

fuck Evie Pig 🖕🖕

what about the male homeliness epidemic. some of these boys are plain!

People who are still shouting that Israel is not committing genocide must be clapping their hands over their ears every time an Israeli minister steps onto a podium because

wore a Silent Hill 2 shirt to the gym and an old man using the squat rack next to me said "man, those Silent Hill movies were some scary CRAP"

They are literally forcing all of Gazans into a concentration camp in what used to be Rafah in southern Gaza, after destroying it. They are now planning on annihilating Khan Younis. There’s never been a genocide so thoroughly documented as it was live-streamed straight to our phones.

Doctor: This is not easy news, but, we found a worm in your brain. We've removed it, but need to run some tests. Me: I kept it worm for you. Doctor: What? Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you

What the hell is this. God damn. Abominable stuff, genuinely horrible

Must be nice to be able to go to a hospital and get treatment without fearing that it will be bombed to ground or that the doctors will be summarily executed

they’re putting him down ☹️

Learning a lot about the French from Clair Obscur. Did not know they could grapple to surfaces like that!

Excited to announce I'm joining the Built By Gamers family. They took one look at my posts and said "this HAS to be added to the game!"

imagine this, a CKY coffee shop called 96 Quite Bitter Beans anyway, have a great #SensualSunday

my bad

can’t wait to see this

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(gasping) Not HBO Max!

my wife’s boyfriend and his buddies from the firehouse graciously let me have the living room all to myself last night so I could let out teh millennial zoomies 😅😣 sooo.. yeah, you could say I had a good night 😊🍵

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.