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ISTG PPL NEED TO GET OFF KORRA’S CASE!!!!!! she probably fucking died trying to prevent the cataclysm!!! also she’s just ONE PERSON and A HUMAN BEING!!! even the avatar can’t always save everything/everyone!!! I WILL DEFEND KORRA TO MY DYING BREATH

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The last day of my favorite Pokemon: #1: Cubone It's called the lonely Pokemon. And it just misses its mom :( 999999/10.

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Day 7 of my favorite Pokemon: Lechonk Look how fucking cute. Also, Lebron + chonk? 10/10.

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Day 6 of my favorite Pokemon: Breloom "FREE LUIGI WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE" - Breloom, probably. 10/10

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Day 5 of my favorite Pokemon: #5: Mudkip Eight-year-old me always picked Mudkip as my starter in Ruby. 10/10

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Day 4 of my favorite Pokemon: Kabuto Just a void in a hard shell with not a thought behind those eyes. 10/10

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Day 3 of my favorite Pokemon: Exeggcute It's literally eggs. And a portmanteau of 'eggs' and 'execute'. Did I mention its literally just eggs? 10/10.

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Day 2 of my favorite Pokemon: Klawf Of all the crab Pokemon, this one looks the most bewildered. 10/10.

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Day 1 of my favorite Pokemon: Charjabug It's a bug, shaped like a loaf of bread. And it shoots electricity. 10/10.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t think reading comprehension is declining in America, then I insist you try to make any purchase on Facebook marketplace.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Been having fun looking through the 10¢ bins at Vintage Stock to start my Pokemon collection.

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

POV: Charlie’s phone if he had thumbs to doomscroll and more than one brain cell

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Me every time I check LinkedIn:

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The etymology of my cat Stevie’s nicknames

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I’d rather email Xi Jingping a txt file of my entire genome sequence and a picture of my butthole before I ever join Threads.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Part of making dinner in a crockpot is bragging about how many hours it was on Low as if it required any effort or persistence.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

The cereal aisle isn’t what I remember

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I’m just now getting into DnD and musicals at 31 years old because I was sports-pilled as a child

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

It was a pain to put together but look how cute this book nook is

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I really like Lord of the Rings

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Baldur’s Gate is significantly better with the infinite party mod. And I’ve played 3 campaigns of unmodded bg3

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

One of my spouse’s cousins named her baby with the initials ERM and ordered a sandwich called ‘the grinder’ with a straight face. They’re chronically offline if you couldn’t tell

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

My review of Wicked: It’s Cabaret, kidz bop edition

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I can count on one hand the number of Republicans who’d be willing to try biryani. The libs are out of touch.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I’m writing a fantasy novel but all the character names are from the NBA

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Have you ever sat down at a restaurant, unexpectedly got a live musician start playing, and actually enjoyed it? Be serious

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Do you get absolutely grossed out when you accidentally touch the wheels of your luggage when trying to unzip it or are you normal?

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

If I was gay, my ultimate ick would be men at restaurants who say “I could’ve made a steak better than this!”

submitted 116 days ago • 2 comments

Idc what the excuse is. There’s no reason why airplane windows shouldn’t line up perfectly with the seats

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

A fun game is to see how many days/weeks/months you can last without bringing up the weather in small-talk

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Maturing is realizing rdr2 is the best game ever made even if it’s not your favorite game

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Let me be the first on this app to state that horses are scary

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments