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cerealvelocity.bsky.social
Derg on the internet. Linux, cryptography, and network security programmer. Hind leg enthusiast. Guaranteed scaly trash. 🗑️ Likes and replies might be NSFW. 🔞
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What do you call a building with a lot of stories? A library.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I love when furry infosec articles show up on Hacker News because of the inevitable, "why is the mascot weird furry art?" comment. And it's just like. A fox with a hoodie.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

quantum.ibm.com/services/resources I'm aware this isn't new information, but it's new to me. You can just rent quantum chips. And run stuff on them. Over the Internet. Absolutely insane.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Today, approach your problems as a cat would. Bap the shit out of anything you don't immediately understand.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Telegram stickers for AngelRaptor #art #furry #furryart #stickers

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

You never get to choose which code you write at a company turns out to be a lynchpin. Support: "Hey, we're having trouble with X, which supports <stupidly huge number> of customers." Me, who spent an entire two hours on that code: "Have you considered burning it to the ground?"

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Encryption is a scam by Big Math to sell more prime numbers. Wake up, sheeple.

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Jewelry proto, now in color #protogen #furryart

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

Raptor slide! for @balefirephoenix.bsky.social ! <3

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

The longer you work building software, the more creative ways you learn to say, "let me get back to you" to timelines for feature requests you were just given.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Literally always ruin my day with a Terrible Fact ™️.

submitted 32 days ago • 14 comments

Sometimes imposter syndrome doesn't cut it. The longer you do something the fewer mistakes you should make. Eventually you should be perfect. But that's not how it works, and no one expects that. I know that. And yet.

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

Perfectly normal velociraptor behavior.

submitted 40 days ago • 65 comments

Everything I have learned about networking was against my will.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

mitxela.com/projects/flu... A realtime FLIP fluid simulation pendant, with a wonderful write-up on how it was made. Really cool stuff.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments