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So, your telling me that people think that canceling a credit card that has a $10,000 limit means you’ve saved $10,000?

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For the record, this is also my favorite data visualization of all time

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Post a female character you love Tv show edition

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Authoritarians probably really hate this, huh 🤔 (Quote from Hack Your Bureaucracy by Marina Nitze and Nick Sinai which people who work to make change should definitely read)

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Ah yes, instructions very clear.

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Excited to report that it’s snowing in Pizza right now

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Alexandria, VA is now called Pizza

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Sing it with me friends

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Just learned from NPR that the federal government is the largest employer in the great Kansas City area, for example. I found it helpful to be reminded that, of course, this isn’t just about people who work and live in DC. Federal employees are in all of our communities.

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love the live but will alwaysss love and take to heart 🥹💘

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Concepts of your excel file

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I read five books. Give me my pepperoni personal pan pizza and put the star sticker on my BookIt button right now please

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Maybe for my birthday I’ll take the day off and go to the Northman museum?

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As somewhat of an infantryman myself, I find myself talking about the 369th Infantry Regiment.

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The number of times a week I talk about the P-51 Mustang at work is more than 2 and I find that to be delightful

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USASpending.gov, why you no work today?

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I know she's probably taking a well-deserved break, but what if I need Taylor to fix it?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(deep inhale)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHJJHJHHHHHHH

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This and happy tayvis pretty much sums it up

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Are we talking about Onyx Storm yet?

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my skyline is like taylor swift *the horrors* taylor swift *the horrors* taylor swift

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Get in swifties, we’re going clowning

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No, Micorsoft, I will not be sending you a compliment today. Your AI hallucinated all over my spreadsheet and I had to put him in time out. Compliments are earned. Stop asking.

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Oh, I just needed to eat lunch and listen to Red - I can face it again now.

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Are we clowining today? It's been a while since we clowned and I sure could use the distraction

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When Linkedin Sales Navigator interrupts your day with a new "lead," but you've already married that person (cc: @mad-madam-mims.bsky.social)

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When you’ve got just enough time between teams calls to throw on some lip stain

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Do...do you guys want to learn more about the government and how it works?

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No, no, tell me again how it's never gonna happen - I like the part where it doesn't happen.

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Me with plans downtown today that don’t include any of (looks around) this stuff

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