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. So when exactly do the ‘checks’ and ‘balances’ part kick in? Or is that just a fun little slogan like ‘thoughts and prayers’?

It’s kinda hot when fountain pens are writing and they do their little split thing. Like yesss open for me baby #hearmeout

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

Happy #BlackHistoryMonth! Black and African American individuals have made incredible contributions throughout history and deserve recognition every day. This month gives us a special opportunity to highlight their achievements and impact

What I mean when I tell them to eat a dick

BREAKING: Trump, Musk, Bezos, and Zuckerberg have uploaded their consciousness into the internet. “Someone’s gotta keep making money,” Musk states, with Trump adding, “I might retire after my 8th term as president.”

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

Just taking a relaxing break from work to look at the daily horrors

Governor Stein issued major new executive orders yesterday to defend reproductive freedom in North Carolina. In multiple ways, he's signaling that he will refuse and resist, to the extent of his powers as Governor, other states' investigations into women seeking an abortion in North Carolina.

The Supreme Court doesn’t grant rights, it reads and interprets. The founders of this country gave us the right to be free from the government caring who the fuck we marry. Obergefell just dictates that.

When I start a new job I usually don’t defund Medicaid in the first week. I get my work computer set up and try to find some good lunch places near the office

He’s made them think they’re invincible

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

He never said “Hail Hydra!” His exact words were “Cut off one head, two more shall take its place!” He could have been talking about something else that regrows more heads

We got the end of America before GTA 6

Pamela Hemphill, who pleaded guilty to a single misdemeanor charge and spent 60 days behind bars for her role in the Capitol riots, says she no longer believes the lies President Trump promoted.

BTS Killer

We keep talking about artificial intelligence but what about artificial charisma, artificial strength, artificial dexterity, artificial constitution, and artificial wisdom?

Trump really thought

If she can do it, we can all do it.

I’ve been saying it ever since Roe was overturned but Obergefell is next.

I just graduated so I wanted to check but are we supposed to do this 9-5 thing the rest of our lives or…?

How am I supposed to meet my Goodreads goal with a full time job?