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cesabutterfly12.bsky.social
25. Monster mom. My gender fluid is a strawberry milkshake
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

submitted 56 days ago • 202 comments

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

submitted 60 days ago • 163 comments

Did you know that if you do a birthday fundraiser for Have A Gay Day we will send you a 3x5 foot flag and a birthday card! All you have to do is fill out our birthday form on our website!Thank you to everyone that helps us keep on keeping on! haveagayday.org/birthday-fun...

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally bought a crop top bc I wasn't paying attention. Lowkey a vibe tho

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

There's a certain cognitive dissonance with loving thicc girls and big tummies but then hating my own body with a passion. I don't understand it

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Sometime want to jork....... But no penits 😢

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I just need @emhahee.bsky.social to know that as a Christian I am praying to God for her ex's underwear to be soaked in hot sauce and lemon juice for the rest of time Amen

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Why are toddlers so violent

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Yall I have the Biggest Crush on Lizzo 🫣

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT? Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.

submitted 114 days ago • 419 comments

Happy destiel day to all who celebrate

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

submitted 133 days ago • 1044 comments

I didn't understand a single word Kendrick Lamar was saying but I was hootin and hollerin for him to stick it to the old folks in the room with me

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick brought America together the way that "Country Roads" ad was supposed to.

submitted 133 days ago • 74 comments

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 133 days ago • 225 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 133 days ago • 118 comments

I don't want the eagles to win, I just want the chiefs to lose

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

repost to protect yourself from Shane dawson

submitted 134 days ago • 5 comments

Helluva time for me to choose recovery....

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

I love that I can say PENIS with my whole chest instead of censoring myself

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”

submitted 136 days ago • 247 comments

If I was president I’d get rid of the military and give every trans person a million dollars

submitted 141 days ago • 6 comments

Ask your Christian friends why they voted for the anti-Christ. Tell them they voted for the anti-Christ. Remind them that they voted for the anti-Christ.

submitted 141 days ago • 74 comments

Let me influence you... *demonstrates basic human decency*

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

This is 67 cases--a tiny fraction of TB's global burden, which exceeds 10,000,000 active cases per year. But the longer we allow a curable illness to infect and kill millions, the more TB we'll see in the U.S. Tuberculosis is an airborne disease, and TB anywhere is a threat to humans everywhere.

submitted 146 days ago • 24 comments

@the other 98%

submitted 150 days ago • 7 comments

I tried so hard not to become my mother I became my father instead

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

I'm only here for @emhahee.bsky.social and maybe the occasional Thought that crossed my brain

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

I totally get how confusing social cues can be 🥺 hope this helps!☺️

submitted 152 days ago • 45 comments

Joe Biden (after I cut in line in front of him at the grocery store): Hey! I used to be the president! Me: Sure you did old man

submitted 152 days ago • 25 comments

Calling an Episcopalian Left-wing is the funniest shit Ingraham has ever done.

submitted 151 days ago • 56 comments

The worst sound to fall asleep to..... The sound of my cat licking himself

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe we CHOSE to put the horse BACK in the hospital

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submitted 152 days ago • 31 comments

Societies that have the newly elected leaders release the most dangerous and committed members of the dominant group that had been arrested for attempting to commit a coup to retain power previously to massive applause means the coup was successful. Take from that what you will.

submitted 153 days ago • 11 comments

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

submitted 153 days ago • 524 comments

Okay how bad was the inauguration someone summarize pls

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments