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Licensed dianetics auditor. Sr. Lethality Systems Engineer @ Lockheed Martin. Volunteer at the Kim Il Sung Research Institute.
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@nancycomics.bsky.social HOT DOGS

submitted 547 days ago • 2 comments

Gopuff is really hitting below the belt with this one

submitted 556 days ago • 0 comments

"hey boss, which side of the E does the apostrophe go on?"

submitted 556 days ago • 2 comments

yeah, well I'm built different* *worse

submitted 558 days ago • 2 comments

🎵NOW I'M FALLING ASLEEP, AND SHE'S:

submitted 558 days ago • 1 comment

The Simple Choice.

submitted 559 days ago • 6 comments

It's good to have a reminder that it was only a couple decades ago that media outlets would publish "ex-gay" movement nonsense as front page stories. It puts the current obsession with "detransitioners" in perspective. It's the same panic, same tactic.

submitted 558 days ago • 38 comments

honestly the best joke in barbie instagram.com/p/Cv-ZNWIAgDL

submitted 559 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 560 days ago • 6 comments

you never see pt cruisers anymore. presumably due to Wokeness

submitted 560 days ago • 51 comments

when dad has a bag of freeze-dried minnows

submitted 562 days ago • 11 comments

how is quebec a real place

submitted 563 days ago • 5 comments

artist rendition of my DM coming up with a new guy who sucks and is annoying

submitted 565 days ago • 10 comments

I haven’t been on twitter in weeks and I’m noticing little differences in my cognition. Like when my friend suggested we go to Hawaii for our 40th bdays I didn’t even think about how dozens of ppl would believe she is a ghoul for wanting to do Hawaii tourism

submitted 563 days ago • 2 comments

Kelvin Gemstones: Keefe, you're my best friend Keefe:

submitted 563 days ago • 0 comments

Saw this little doofus at the cat cafe today, immediately put in an application for adoption. If we get him, we will name him Perseus.

submitted 563 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 565 days ago • 7 comments

i heard his voice but i had no choice cause they had to clean my tooths

submitted 567 days ago • 1 comment

Europe really ruined american breakfast for me. Continental breakfast is way better: a cappuccino, some bread and jam, maybe a pastry. Bacon and eggs could never be that good.

submitted 569 days ago • 1 comment

babe it’s friday night

submitted 572 days ago • 2 comments

getting a procedure done where they take my brain out and boil it in water for a while before putting it back in

submitted 572 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 572 days ago • 0 comments

Dungeons and Dragons is a game about imagining a guy who sucks and then forcing your friends to hang out with them

submitted 576 days ago • 5 comments

lockheed martin rebranding as blood bath and beyond

submitted 573 days ago • 4 comments