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Stand by this: www.politico.com/newsletters/...

lolol

Just kinda insane strategy to give a guy a 10/300 deal and then a year later ask him when he reports to camp to become a DH, regardless of poor defensive metrics

Massive, meaningful changes in governance done as a result of a ctrl-f for the word "transition." No one will ever believe how stupid this shit was.

The mid-market exec quote here on Soto signing shows where the divide is within baseball ops these days. The ones who say he's the worst signing seem like the people who focus only on value per dollar spent. The ones who say he's the best seem to just accept that's the cost for his type of talent.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Literally all they’re doing is a private equity play. They need these offices so they’ll have to rent them back putting further strain on the budget and justifying further cuts (while their friends make money on the deal)

I think he doesn’t have another round in the chamber and then he brings out Serena, greatest hater ever

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

Scottie 🤝 Me talking to the PA at urgent care after trying to split two frozen hamburger patties with a knife

Obviously the Giants should feel extremely stupid about Saquon but the entire Saquon Eagles experience shows how the right situation can supercharge talent exponentially. He never could’ve been this good in New York because the Giants are not good enough for him to be this good

Man what devil magic did Michigan get into that day

Having Jameson Williams attempt to throw a pass with your season on the line is maybe a step too far with the trick plays, Ben Johnson.

Playing WR with Jalen Hurts as his QB has led AJ Brown to read books on the sideline that he picked up from the Hudson News to find peace and acceptance with his situation

Valentine has to go into witness protection after this. Name change. New identity. Whole new life

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

i dunno and the fire is horrible but I want to drive the luxury car smashing bulldozer

Only watching this Gator Bowl to see what dumb stuff Lane is going to dial up. First play attempted shot play, never change, Rebs.

we knew that schematically this game would be some 1930s brutality but gotta admit that kicker-roughhousing and illegal forward pass in the first four minutes was top of the line

Texas advances but Cam Skattebo instantly ascends to College Football Valhalla

They just ran an ad for 68 Ventures at the 68 Ventures Bowl and I still have no idea what 68 Ventures is or how I could buy their products and basically company that sponsors a bowl game besides food producers and restaurants is flushing money down the toilet

everyone forgets the egg pee heard round the world was actual a sequel to dk metcalf doing it

I just hope Nolan fulfills my dream of an adaptation of The Odyssey with Forrest Gump-style storytelling. Just Odysseus sitting on a park bench telling the most improbable tales on a park bench to a bunch of randoms.

...Bulldongs?

The worst part about those Kevin Jennings pick sixes are that SMU is moving the ball exponentially better than PSU in this half

Kevin Jennings right now

If Cignetti is going to keep saying all that cool and tough stuff, he needs to first undergo a course of strategic studies at the cerebral academy of Dan Campbell

Deeply unsettling performance by Indiana. Walking around with that swagger and doing this??? Write an apology letter

Feel like Indiana doesn’t even know what time zone they’re in.

Baseball lessons apply here. Not good when you're getting words like "elbow" and then discussions about "options."

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

As a person with fine hair that becomes unpresentable if wearing any type of hat for no more than 10 seconds, this is an invention I could get behind.

Fw: Quick Check-in Before the Holiday Rush

Let us not forget that it has one of the best ballpark burgers too. Curve Burgers are elite.

The bad thing about insanely long athlete contracts is that I shudder when I realize how old I will be when they end. The good thing is that I find myself encouraged that sports teams remain optimistic that we're going to all survive that long. If the Mets think we'll make it, then dammit, so do I.

They should just change the Chiefs logo to the GIF of Aaron Paul yelling THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Currently taking this concept into my fantasy football group chat and let’s just say the committee members are not having my politicking to get my 5-8 team into playoffs on a points scored, quality wins, and recent success sales pitch.

Excited to witness the first Clemsoning of the Bluesky era

On one hand he’s reading a script which actors are famously good at On the other, he regularly attended games of some of the worst Knicks teams ever and once complained that youtube highlights of his favorite soccer team in the French second division weren’t uploaded quickly enough Certified sicko

What if we built the entire plane out of Cam Skattebo?

Is Timmy Chalamet a massive college football fan or just the best line-memorizer and actor of our generation

Solid bat speed and barrel accuracy, gets hips through despite heels and skirt, slight float forward creating steeper bat path, middle of the order potential

Waiting until the fight is basically broken up, then shooting pepper spray directly into the wind so it flies back in your face, great job