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chadriden.bsky.social
off the grid near Taos, NM. sustainable building, cute animals, comedy, nerdery. The views expressed here are YOURS. Don't blame me, dipshit. It's all you. #🇹🇩
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I've been praying so hard that Magic Jesus would bring me Prince's Hot Chicken like celestial Uber eats

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I'm here for both a good time AND a long time what'cha gonna do about that with your cliche dating profile ass

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Wanna see me having a manic episode talking about David Letterman ?? youtu.be/QshJ1f2ptvU?...

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Plowed through four grilled chicken thighs seasoned up Chad Riden East Nashville Hot Chicken style, so suck on that haterz

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I bought a dozen roses for my 75-year-old friend Sue for $4 two days after Valentine's and she was SO happy. every girlfriend I've ever had would have been furious 🤷‍♂️

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Napping until the revolution

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Whatever happened to qAnon? I miss hearing about dumb nerds being wrong about everything

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America during the last three weeks:

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If you want stock recommendations here is the Congress Live Net Worth Tracker that shows you exactly what's in their portfolios / what they are trading with their insider knowledge: www.quiverquant.com/congress-liv...

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Happy Valentine's Day to corporate America.

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We won't see change during this administration but I would like to see a legal challenge to McDonald's right to call that "egg"

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🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.” EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣

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Constantly amazed by how gross I am. It is truly an honor to be this disgusting.

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Cannot wait to tell evangelicals that my sins were already washed away by the blo0d of Diddy

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7pm May 6: TaosComedy presents Doug Stanhope and Andy Andrist at Daleee KTAOS / Taos, New Mexico (USA!) - TICKETS: www.brownpapertickets.com/event/6543845 VIDEO: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YjJHnC/

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America is like those dudes driving muscle cars with super loud exhaust up and down the strip. There's much faster cars on the road (that are way quieter). they're loud, obnoxious, dumb, in the way, wasting time, and they think they're awesome

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7pm May 6: TaosComedy.com presents Doug Stanhope and Andy Andrist at Daleee KTAOS / Taos, New Mexico (USA!) - TICKETS: www.brownpapertickets.com/event/6543845

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Health experts: instead of washing my feet can I just slather them with hand sanitizer every few days?

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If you're quitting Twitter because you don't want to support Nazis you're going to be really upset when you find out where your tax dollars go

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For my mental health, I'm not paying attention to any news that's not about Pokémon or The Legend of Zelda and also I'm going to learn transcendental meditation because David Lynch did it and I'm going to just copy him from now on, screw this world

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Movie trailer editors really love making fonts partially go behind something on screen

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Billboard: "Jesus is coming again!" Hell yeah multiple orgasm Jesus that's what I'm talkin bout

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Doctors who do not accept Medicaid should be unalived and their assets distributed to the poor people they had zero empathy for

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100% shit's about to get real bad but I do see light at the end of the revolutionary tunnel

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MAKE AMERICA SUCK MY DICK AGAIN

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Happy New Year everybody! I resolve to do like I always do youtu.be/IeZEWW92g6I?...

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in broadcasting they call this "counterprogramming" which sounds even more poetic when dealing with a cult

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know if they still do this but there used to be websites that just recapped what happened on TV shows the previous day. There are writers whose legacy is play by play updates about MTV's Road Rules

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I feel like we're going to see copycat CEO shootings no matter what and I for one welcome our new vigilante justice overlords

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Knock down everything else in Nashville and just build a city of stadiums

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JUST TO BE DIFFICULT around my TrumpTard family I'm going to start pretending I DON'T believe in Jesus but I DO believe in Santa

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Your tattoos look fucking stupid

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody bought me that tiny little backhoe on temu for Christmas so naturally I'm furious

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Maybe if the USA education system wasn't being privatized / intentionally underfunded into dog shit we would have better candidates for jobs?

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Maybe if the USA education system wasn't being privatized / intentionally underfunded into dog shit we would have better candidates for those jobs?

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