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chadywak.bsky.social

Professional Pet sitter/Dog lover. Mets fan. TarHeel. Simpsons addict. Live music is my escape Corny jokes and memes. 🏀⚾️🏈🎵🐕🐶 He/Him

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I feel like our government is now run by people from St Olaf.

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I feel like this edible has drawn every drop of water out of my body. I am raisin.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Every lone flip flop on the side of the road contains an entire novel

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town is my favorite song about elderly women behind counters in small towns.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

I can hear the sound of vaginas drying up as we speak.

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

Sorry I said, "Here comes the airplane," during fellatio.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

The only thing keeping me going is butthole skeets and memes

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

Looking forward to the ultimate weighted blanket, six feet of dirt piled on top of me.

submitted 12 hours ago • 15 comments

I smoke more weed before 9am than most people smoke all day.

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

I took care of some chickens this evening for some folks out of town, and I got 2 free eggs. I'm not sure how to handle this financial windfall.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I'm not a reply guy, so if I comment on your post, just know I'm stepping out of my comfort zone to attempt friendship.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Yousa tinking yousa people ganna die? Yes Jar Jar, I do.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Sometimes you hear a song, and it reminds you just how much you love her.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I want a motion sensor on my gravestone that plays the opening to 'Thriller' when people walk past.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

* Inventor of the dry erase board THIS IS REMARKABLE!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

tried to do the heart shape with my fingers and long story short i’m in a gang now

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

Sorry I yelled out, "THE WIRE TRANSFER IS COMPLETE," when I came.

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Tyrone Taylor found a mystery loaf of bread in his locker today. It looked delicious, but he had no idea where it came from. Turns out, Ryne Stanek's wife, Jessica, likes to bake, so Ryne gives out bread to guys. Pete Alonso got one. They embraced. "I love you," Alonso said.