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she/they | 23 gaylor & chappell roan fan | performance artlor
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my office has open seating and someone saved a desk with an open box of wingstop. I got here 2 hours ago and they haven’t come back to their desk. wingstop has been closed for about 10 hours now and opens until 11, so I think they left them overnight. I’m so confused by these damn wings 😵‍💫

a few months ago I went on a pub crawl and I met these two girls. I told them I was a lesbian and then this happened: girl 1: “you know, sometimes we kiss” girl 2: “but it’s without tongue so it doesn’t count” girl 1 looked so defeated bc she was clearly in love with girl 2 and I was speechless

ik this isn’t the point, but I streamed the stolen need cover and it’s too slow. the tempo is completely wrong

from the official White House Instagram??

I just— I have so many questions…😵‍💫

I know I’m a lesbian bc I’m having a hard time believing this many women are happy with cishet men

why did Elmo Muskrat hold a press conference in the Oval Office with his human shield toddler on his shoulders? and why is he saying he needs to be fact checked bc he knows he’s lying? I hate it here🧍‍♀️

taylor really said “well I don’t need to be pap walked in New Orleans anymore” and then just skipped town with the only confirmation being her red shoes. no notes 👏

new orleans having to grease the lamp posts bc of eagles fans is truly iconic. the grease will never stop us

how much are we betting that the chiefs losing will be blamed on friday’s pap walk dinner date?

so happy I’m not hearing magahomes pip squeak voice rn

okay, but think about how we don’t have to see a post game performance artlor moment. the end is near, friends 🥹

imagine buying your way to the super bowl and then getting absolutely creamed and almost shut out. embarrassing

did the reporter really say their three peat in trouble? no sir, three peat denied 🙅 ❌

fly eagles fly 🦅

yooo

aww he finally caught the ball

anyone else notice they were in formation like the PlayStation buttons?

I’m loving the sassy reporters

did the chiefs offense get sponsored by land o lakes to butter their fingers? my god

help the reporter really went after Travis “butter fingers” Kelce

suck it magahomes 🦅