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chairmanwill.bsky.social
Like Jesus I started with few followers but they are 100% loyal friends
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Changing all my dating app profiles to simply read that I’m “looking for a Shredder / Krang type situation” without specifying which one I am

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It was so nice to see a group of young people excitedly discussing how much they enjoyed their first watch of Mulholland Drive, then randomly see one of them on a train three days later, make eye contact and realise they were still thinking about it

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

World’s first Puzzle Bobble pro player and I’m not even good

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Wearing the Bianca Censori outfit to my job at the chip shop

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

@imaginaryadvice.bsky.social Apropos of nothing, would be great if they made “MacRoss Plus Sutherland”. I think there are transferable skills from podcaster to mech pilot

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I’m hearing they pardoned Chris-chan

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA YESSSSS

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Oh, no tears please! It’s under-appreciated how reasonable Pinhead is in this scene. Drops his bars but also gives plenty of time for Kirsty to grass Frank up youtu.be/4rjDx2v12TA?...

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I’m having my free speech suppressed (downvoted on the Astrobot reddit for regularly commenting on his fat little ass)

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submitted 82 days ago • 38 comments

I had mooted this exact problem as part of a potential PhD thesis, and more than one person told me I was a conspiracy theorist.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Zuckerberg has lived amongst mankind too long we must return him to his home planet. Captain Luigi will pilot the rocket

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome to my new followers (girls with no posts). I assure you it doesn’t get any better although I’m considering a pivot to “democrat resistance humorist” as that’s half the stuff this app (erroneously) pushes me

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Viiiiiiiggggooo

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

“Oh la vache , les transgenres. C’est magnifique” *lights another cigarette and huddles into overcoat*

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t know what this movie is about, but the inset picture makes it look like this lad’s had a rough weekend at a UK dance festival

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Hottest, most massive stars have formed in your area and are ready to meet men aged 18-35 RIGHT NOW

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no, I’ve missed Jools Holland’s Hootenanny somehow

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Jimmy Tha Carter

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Slightly humid holiday and I already look like an unholy cross between David Foster Wallace and Eazy E. No disrespect to the dead but ideally not the bad parts of either

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Had a vivid indigestion dream that a gigantic pigeon welcomed me into the soft feathers under her wing. I am now pro-pigeon if I wasn’t already

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