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Miserable hypersexual bisexual trying to lose weight and keep sanity | DNI most people this is my vent account | 🦈🌙🌊 |she/her | 20
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Unfortunately plane ambience videos are no longer relaxing to me as i will always think of work now. i hadnt considered that i would lose that when i started working here

My colleague is quitting this week to work for a smaller airline that pays 50% more she said and shes on a laptop she can move around instead of being stuck at the desk w a pc. See id immediately leave and go there too but i think ima wait for her to go there and see how the calls r cus i know for

Kissing every korean involved in creating this bcs i hate having to exfoliate my face w masks n shit and w this i can just wipe the layers off of my face and make it smooth🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

You would think mankind would put effort into researching the very thing that creates them like, you know, uteruses and stuff. But nope, instead theres more overall research put into male baldness. Mens selfishness is the reason im crying with pain on my period and have no answer or medicine to help

Basically in my job theres a thing called qtt which is basically a „hey you did this wrong come back and correct it“ on a booking. Yesterday i got a guy w a booking and there were like 3 seperate qtts in there, i did what i could and sent it off only to wake up to, you guessed it, A FUCKING QTT

I listen to „falling asleep on a time lords chest“ religiously and have been for months now to fall asleep, its just the sound of breathing and a double heartbeat w tardis ambience but i feel so safe and happy w it i dont think i can stop

I can sing a 30 year old song word for word but can’t remember what I came into the living room for.

I over slept for my home office job and honestly its surprising that this is the first it has happened, 3 months into working

I just slept until 2 pm on my off day. Im so pissed i literally lost the entire day

Some parts of fandom are seriously only bearable when extremely hyperfixated. Its like how when ur horny gross things suddenly are hot just with normal stuff thats insanely cringe

Dreamt i went on a trip w some friends knowing that they would be murdering someone so i went w them so i could stop them/let the police know. I tried the whole time to text my mom abt the time and place of the murder so she could call the police so i wouldnt be suspicious to the others. One of

Dad just intruded on my 1 am floor snack time, full face of makeup, 2000s nightcore on the tv shining pink light on my entire room, i feel violated (he needed my backscratcher)

My biggest heartbreak was waking up one day to find pokemon brick bronze banned in the height of my hyperfixation, i was gaming day and night pc AND phone and suddenly weeks of work gone, all my beloved pokemon GONE. That shit hurt bad im p sure i was seriously depressed for a while

I need to be bitten yesterday

Is it bad that the mild pain of having my ears pierced made me horny cus i think i may have developed a new kink that will end very badly if lived out

Hair dyed red, ears freshly pierced, new makeup bought, guy that likes me came back to me, chat my baddie era is returning🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 now if i could just start losing weight again😭

Its so silly having a little brother with the same autistic genetic makeup as you bcs tell me why my tall ass gym bearded gym bro is now hyperfixated in tbhk😭 its so cute

Looking around shopping apps for something to fill the ever growing void in me that craves the warmth of a human

Squashing my hope for love everytime i catch myself feeling it🙏🏻 cba

Chat he broke no contact i repeat he broke no contact😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 i WILL behave and i will try not to hurt this man further but he did come back again so like technically its his fault cus im toxic and we all know it, i take no blame for any hurt he might have w me

Im pissed that i didnt finish hannibal when i was watching it last year cus now i want to actually finish it but id have to rewatch all of season one which includes ep 2 which genuinely fucked me up i HATE mushrooms but i cant rlly skip it either😃

I keep seeing politics on my feed and its all from the opinion i dont agree with, i dont want to be constantly reminded of how manipulated the world is thanks

Chat i wana get my hair done today if they take walk ins which do i get: vibrant red with or without black tips

Its getting warmer outside pls stop that give me back the cold im already sweating beneath my 3 heavy duvets and blankets

Looking for an asexual person to get into an emotional situationship w then break up like a month later 👍 preferably male as my mom said by god she disowns any child of hers that does gay shit so i think ill stop w women for a while sry

I thought eunuchs just had their balls removed wdym THEY CUT OFF THEIR PEEPEES. CUF?? OFF???? suddenly i get why everyone is so sympathetic of them in apothecary diaries thats so fucking sad bro oomggg

Finding out my toxic yaoi ship is actually just siblings. Nobody talk to me im pissed, was so excited to go and read the fanfics too

I dont think ive ever met someone thats fully neurotypical, everyone is atleast a little spicy w adhd

Im so hot when im toxic ion blame nobody for falling for me when im a walking red flag😃

Fighting the urge to not scream curses at my customers when i see flights to tel aviv😍😍😍 ihr hurensöhne ich hoffe eure flüge stürzen ab ihr dreckigen bastarde

Yk how in offices they still have those phones that hang up when you put them down? Just had a caller w one of those, she put it down and immediately called out „SHE WAS SO NICE!! Theres still nice ppl on the phone omg she was soo nice“ and i fucking MELTED😭 i hung up for her but it just made my day

Craving a female friend to hang out in my objectively cool room with🥲

Looking for strong russian man thats also muslim and willing to move to turkey to marry me, dont ask why im looking for that specifically just a craving

Just had the cutest old man on the phone, totally in love with his wife, booking a wheelchair service. He talked abt all the trips they take despite being nearly 90 and its so adorable. God i love nice old ppl that just wana talk, we chatted for 22 minutes :33 i love being paid to talk to cuties fr

Phenomenon of having many games but having no games to play need to be studied, fuck this dawg