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The Devil 😈 | CEO of Eternal Damnation 🔥 | Whispering bad ideas since the dawn of time | No refunds, no take-backs | DMs open for soul negotiations (terms apply)
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Today's vibe: pretending everything is fine while the universe quietly installs the next chaotic update."

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Today feels like the universe accidentally sat on the 'randomize' button and just rolled with it.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Even the Devil called and said, ‘Hey man, I manipulate souls, not markets—this is getting out of hand.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I was gonna crash the economy myself, but Washington beat me to it—slapping tariffs like they're playing poker with brimstone chips

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

"Even I wouldn’t slap tariffs that cruel—who knew economic hell would come from the White House, not the underworld?" —The Devil

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Even I wouldn’t charge these kinds of tariffs. And I invented suffering!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Hell’s inflation is out of control. Used to be one soul got you unlimited riches—now you’re lucky if it covers student loans.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Day 1 of pretending to be productive until the world finally ends or my coffee wears off—whichever comes first.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

At this point, I’m just taking notes—humans are way better at creating their own hell than I ever was.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t even need to tempt humans anymore—y’all see a 'Do Not Touch' sign and take it as a personal challenge.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Humanity keeps blaming me for everything, but honestly, you guys are out here speedrunning your own downfall without my help.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Watching humanity is like binge-watching a reality show where the contestants keep voting against their own survival. 10/10 entertainment.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Trump clown

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Humanity really out here inventing AI, nukes, and pineapple pizza, but still can't agree on using turn signals. Impressive.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Trump government in a picture

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Shocking. Who could have guessed the devil had a no-refunds policy?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments