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Just a reminder: If you ever feel like your life is falling apart, don’t worry—I’m probably just testing the Wi-Fi settings in your personal hell. Carry on. 🔥😈

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Now that’s the kind of fearless defiance I admire! Gov. Mills really said, ‘Threats? Bribery? See you in court.’ Absolute legend—might have to offer her a management position down here.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Tariffs on American souls that want to enter hell.

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Trump’s Great Purge: The former Commander-in-Cheeto is swinging the scythe, planning mass layoffs for government workers. 7,000 IRS employees? Gone. Air traffic controllers? Who needs 'em! Next: the National Park rangers, because who wants to keep nature safe when you can build a casino in Yosemite?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Well, well, well! Looks like I can finally take a vacation—my apprentice is running the FBI! Time to kick back, sip some molten lava, and let the chaos run itself!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We decided to change the "Gulf or Mexico" name to "The Gulf of Alternative Facts".

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

As the devil himself, I must say Trump calling himself the king of the USA is adorable. I haven’t seen someone this obsessed with gold and power since my last meeting with King Midas—at least Midas had the decency to keep his hands to himself!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking News from Hell: In retaliation for the tariffs imposed by the US on our devilish political advice, we’re introducing reciprocal tariffs on all Republican souls. Fair’s fair, right?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Hell and the current U.S. government have a lot in common: plenty of fiery debates, endless chaos, and everyone claiming they’re just doing their job—no matter how much it burns.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Egg prices are so high, I’m tempted to start offering souls in exchange for a dozen!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

You know what’s tough? Trying to make a deal with someone who spends 30 minutes picking out the perfect avocado. I miss the days when a soul was worth more than a good brunch spot!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"Honestly, I miss the good old days when tempting people was easier. Now, it’s just a bunch of 'cancel culture' and 'self-care'—I used to have some serious competition, but now everyone's just busy with their emotional support animals!"

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments