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More sanctificationated and redemptified than you — with sprinkles on top!
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I swear to gawd I watched the Packers-Eaglee game yesterday afternoon. I looked it up on Apple Sports and couldn't find it then and complained about it to my wife. She remembers watching it too But there it is today on today, live on TV. WTF? #nfl

Gee thanks, Coach Venables. #SoonerNation

Our son made a biblically correct angel cookie today. Worth noting that in the original Greek version of the Bible, the angel didn't say, "Be not afraid." It more accurately translates as something like, "Please stop screaming."

If I don't get a magic pony for Christmas tomorrow, you're all fired.

The question right now isn't whether Trump is going to try to get away with with some toxic bullshit but how much of it he's going to be able to get away with. But that's a small comfort.

Michael Steele bringing it this morning saying that once Trump uses the military in his deportation effort he'll more easily use it for all manner of other things.

My kingdom for an edit button.

If you were going to recommend only one book on #nonviolence, what would it be?

The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment.

So thankful today for the Wimberly School of Religion at Oklahoma City University for giving me a safe, affirming space to deconstruct.

Well, I’ve gone and done it. iPhones (10 years) > Pixels (10+ years) > new iPhone (last night) Goodbye, Pixel Fold. I grew to hate you.

I haven't known what day of the week it is all week.

For once I would like to wake up without a deafening ringing in my ears.

Hal Lindsay has as much to do with the hard right slide of evangelicalism as any other prominent evangelical leader. This is not a compliment.

I'm not helping bake cookies right now, but I /am/ cookie making adjacent.

There's a reason there's paisley inside my $35 machine washable Amazon blazer. It's because I'm so damn fancy.

Aren't cheezits and goldfish crackers the same thing, just that one is even worse than the other?

RIP to the dude who made Waking up after your parents left the house interesting(iykyk).

In America, we face a Christianity that opts for the power to crucify over the power of the Crucified One.

We don't do Thanksgiving at our house because it encourages dependency. Here it's Thanksearning

Woke up to this in Fitbit this morning. Am I going to sprout horns or something now?

There has never been a goldener calf than Donald J. Trump.

This explains why conservative fear-mongering is such an easy play in America. — Ppl believe trans ppl make up 21% of the population (Real number: 1%) — Ppl believe Black ppl make up 41% of the nation (real number 12%) — Ppl believe Jewish ppl make up 30% of the nation (Real number, 2%)

Considering changing my handle versus creating an alt...

Marcus Aurelius says u don’t have to have a take on fucking everything 🙌

Anyone know how to turn on follow requests here? Or is that not a thing? #bluesky

The McMahon pick for Secretary of Education is obviously bad for public education but somehow worse for Ryan Walters who spent the last few months begging for the position but failed for the expressed reason of: he’s not rich enough

Sad news! My favorite Tony Campolo line: Today, 20,000 children will die from starvation, and you don't give a shit. What's worse, most of you are more offended that I just said "shit" than that 20,000 children will die. That shit'll preach!

I get where the notion of taxing the churches come from (I would start with a cap on the clergy housing allowance) But, can I share with you what a real pastor's life is? Not these mega church guys But my life:

During the dumpster fire that these day are, I don’t know what to do next. It is in those moments when I think, how can I love people and this f***ed up world a little more?

The irony is that in 12 years when the kids are out of the house and I finally have time to get caught up on all the books and movies and TV shows that fatherhood doesn’t allow me to consume I’ll just resent those things for not being my kids