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chancet.bsky.social
Mets fan. Amateur medievalist. Onery wing'd lizard. "Chance is the lifeblood of cinema." Werner Herzog
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Can we go back to when nobody over the age of 14 cared about star wars? It's probably too late.

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Bongingo is the FBI #2. Now would be a great time to start a criminal enterprise. At it's best the FBI is barely competent, with these yahoos in charge it's just gonna 4 years of grabbing women's asses and getting hammered a 10 in the morning and then going on a podcast to talk to other racists.

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There is no world in which the prequels were good.

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The Bible is a pro slavery document.

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The odds of somebody being born rich and being smart are pretty low.

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Zelensky would be a fool to sign any deal with the USA.

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Hank Stamper

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Rocky Raccoon

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Because it's self fellating nonsense.

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@totalusrankium.bsky.social

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It would take cosmic levels of destruction to convince Americans that life is more valuable than property.

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The USA is the Fredo Corleone of nations.

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Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only.

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Long black veil.

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We need to pathologize religion. It's really a brain problem.

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White people.

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Breaking Bad- Old man and young take turns in 3 episode arcs being insane and voice of reason alternately.

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In any country there must be people who have to die. They are the sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order. - Donald Trump

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the mild, non-confrontational obama formula for inclusiveness was so intolerable to a substantial chunk of the country that they put a outer borough george wallace into the white house. like, what are we talking about here?

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If this all ends with me not being able to eat eggs anymore, I'm gonna be pissed.

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The one party state of Utah has removed collective bargaining powers from public sector unions. They are actively running a class war, and the American people are woefully unprepared because they're mostly illiterates.

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I feel like Catch 22 is one of the most obviously leftist books just bc the protagonist is a smart guy who understands the insanity around him in perfect clarity, but nobody takes him seriously because it's also turned him into a miserable, high-strung neurotic And what's more leftist than that

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You'd think politicians would have somebody who stabbed the every time they said, "I'm concerned..."

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The key to chess is being impatient. The quicker you move the sooner you can win.

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It's not even just the fact that we are getting couped that bothers me, but the fact that it's happening in the most absurd way.

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

Conservatives used to say that wanted to make the government small enough to drown in the bathtub, but they ended up making it stupid enough to play in traffic

submitted 11 days ago • 28 comments

I always thought cancer should pull up its bootstrap and cure itself instead of asking for government handouts. Glad Elmo and U.S. Bates are finally teaching cancer to stand on its own two feet.

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Me at 20: why is the first epic just about dudes being angry and making bad decisions? That doesn’t seem like a big enough topic. Me at 40: Sing, Goddess, Achilles' rage, Black and murderous, that cost the Greeks Incalculable pain, pitched countless souls Of heroes into Hades' dark, And left their-

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“Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.” Joseph Stalin

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Fraud is a crime, no? If Elon and his tykes are finding fraud, where are the prosecutions?

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MAGA: We din’t understand a word Kendrick was saying during his halftime show Meanwhile….

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this attitude — paperwork is for sissies, real wars are won by Big Strong Men — is traditionally a harbinger of ruinous for defeat for everyone who holds it

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Eagles need to score a touchdown. This tempo favors the chiefs.

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headlines in 2027 are all going to be like: Books is Gay. How to Stop Brain Homosexuality and Face to Jesus

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Finally saw "Wicked" and it's basically the same exact movie as "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift."

submitted 16 days ago • 44 comments

This is a book worth your time. Martin Sostre is a critical figure in U.S. history and has A LOT to teach us in this moment.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Pedocon. Every time. The Republican platform is simple: they want to sexually abuse children. And they want to make you pay for it.

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Nostalgia is poison.

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