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Tackling the world one chingadazo at a time powered by the unstoppable force of a flying chancla with GPS accuracy. Life’s problems think they’re slick, but nothing outruns la chancla… NOTHING!
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I don't know either 🤷🏻‍♀️ Greg where he gets his information. 😆They just let a felon take over. #FactCheck

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

💘🍬 The Real Valentine’s Day Starts NOW! 🍬💘 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Candy is 50% off, And I’m buying for two (me & also me). Who else is hitting the clearance aisle like it’s a Black Friday sale! 🙋‍♂️😂 #PostValentinesPerks #CandySaleSeason

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

They say the way to the heart is through the stomach, and we’re serving up the perfect Valentine’s Day special heart shaped and seasoned with love. Whether you’re grilling for your sweetheart or celebrating solo with a perfectly cooked steak, today is all about savoring the moments (and the flavor)

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so is a fluffy! #MiniDoubleDoodle

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

If you support deportation, don’t claim to love our culture. Don’t eat our food, enjoy our music, or visit Mexico. To Latinos supporting deportation: stop using your “Latino card” when it suits you. You can’t have it both ways. Respect our people and culture—or leave it alone. #latinosunite

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Remote work is great until your dog starts barking during a meeting, your neighbor decides to mow the lawn at 9 a.m., and you realize you’re still wearing pajama pants at 4 p.m. Productivity? Thriving. Fashion sense? Missing. 😂 #remoteworkers

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

God, if wrecking your own country were an Olympic sport, we’d take gold, silver, AND bronze. They’d rename the event after us—Team Chaos, baby! #TeamChaos #HotMessChampions #GoldMedalMayhem

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments