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Don’t fuck with me, I live in Tampa by choice.
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Besides if you wanted a Cuban sandwich, you have to go to Tampa.

Again: THEY'VE BEEN IN CHARGE FOR ~3 DECADES IF THERE'S WASTE THEY DID IT

Roz voice: “I’m watching you Wazowski. Always watching you.”

Feel like you gotta be a certain amount of online to both shudder and chuckle at this one

The more you know. Cybertrucks come in two trim levels: Target Acquired and Target Hit. I hear the upgrade from one to the other is free tho.

Elon Musk is the suckiest bunch of suck that’s ever sucked. Truth. <— see I put that there, means it is true forever no takesies backsies

Defense wins championships

Been a big Aldi honk for a while now and revel in their eggs but they were $5.67 this week. Still bought em but when Aldi can’t keep em down it’s truly bleak.

Kitchen table issues now include having nothing on the kitchen table

Hey friends If you’re making songs for your protest or picket line and are using spare cardboard, please remember to take the packing label with your home address info on it, off.

Nothing like a new atlas Spiral bound, 50 states and more Just in case well you know

Ah yes religious intolerance. Because if some of those chuds didn’t get to go sit in a church for an hour a week and risk their health, they’d certainly have no other basis to claim being a Christian since they didn’t act like one the rest of the time.

Answering the door in a blanket as the uber eats driver backs out of the driveway to obscure the fact I’m a perfectly healthy person who is just too lazy to go get his own food.

Company heads are back on their bullshit once again asking for ‘productivity’ software.

I have to say it is refreshing not hearing random chiefs accounts on my discover timeline anymore. The smug evaporated like a drop of water on a Florida highway in August.

Gonna see a lot more Luigis popping up

Needs the pope to address the Molon Labe losers next, since he’s looking into Latin stuff.

Good to see he landed on his feet after his stints in Super Mario Brothers.

The facebook moms are now wading into fog conspiracies here in FL. The fog is never this dense I jogged in it and my skin burns It tastes metallic I mean, your dear leader is in power. Is he trying to kill his own or are you all just taking your nutjobbiness on tour?

I will for one be happy when we exit the age of companies merely spelling normal words all fucked up like and thinking they’re slick Looking at you cirkul

Stop asking coaches about the emotions. Good on Nick for saying it and then showing it with his kid. Dudes can cry, normalize it

Toyota and Honda never make murica freedom car ads in the Super Bowl but they make damn good American made cars and sell the shit out of em

Ahahahahahahahahah go birds

Both kids were dancing along for halftime, and as an uncool dad I didn’t follow Kendrick much before, but the guy killed it.

Reminder Pub chair is trash Always has been Always will be

Go birds, from Tampa

Insane that my parents used to throw Super Bowl parties and had probably 20-25 people stand in our rather small living room 6-12 feet from a square 26” tv in the 90’s.

Just pronounce DOGE like doggy I’m sure they won’t mind it at all. Go full Boomer on em and just act like you’ve never been to Shiba Inu, Japan when they start explaining it.