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Not a Division 1 hockey team, just a depressed failed content creator with no fucks left to give.
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What's a negative annoying quirk you inherited from your family? Mine is "I'll put this over here so I don't forget where I put it!" *forgets immediately*

Literally 1984

Currently watching the 2017 version of Kino's Journey to figure out why it has such terribly jank vibes. The 2003 version enthralled me. Sure the original had some jank episodes and tried a little too hard to be "artsy" at times, but this 2017 version just feels stale and off all the time.

Inconsequential Pet Peeve that exclusively bothers me and me alone: When people make the Simpsons reference to "Lousy Smarch Weather" in March. The joke was that the school was meeting about misprinted calendars ("...of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month.") "Smarch" is January, damn it!

People have the absolutely hardest time not engaging with obvious bait. The urge to "dunk on" someone who's seeking negative attention seems deep-rooted in their psychology but I'm BEGGING you all to heed this advice. Nothing hurts socmed faster than people spreading hate in an attempt to "pwn."

I don't think I want to watch Puppy Bowl this year... Last year crossed a line.

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Thanks, I hate it! (If you are my age, this is going to hurt.) youtube.com/shorts/q6vPV...

MMO Grinder Edition. I will only entertain discussion on the bottom left and top right.

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I heard there's always money in these things!

Just checking in to let you all know I still have nothing interesting to say!

Starcursed®

Just flew in from the hellsite and boy is my brain tired. When I say things like "I hate pseudo-intellectuals," it's dumb dudes like this who fit the bill. Bro arrogantly gives a horoscope-tier-vague definition of "Woke" by noting it as a adjective, then immediately defining it as a noun.

#eclipse

Oquossoc, Maine April 8th 3:31 pm

Currently up in Maine (you know why) and we just finished up an escape room. My "proudest moment" was triumphantly saying "Taco Koho!" by arranging a pair of letters, and started looking around the room for an ad or souvenir from"Taco Koho". I then realized it was supposed to spell "Coat Hook".

The Puppy Bowl was a fucking ride.

When I say "some people need to stay off Tiktok" what I really mean is "My father needs to stop sending me AI-voiced conspiracy videos at 3am."

You got Vampire Survivors in my NIKKE! www.twitch.tv/chaosd1

Doing this again. Same link!

Live with Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/chaosd1

NO SPOILERS, I played Sonic Superstars... I'm just gonna say... It was developed by Arzest The team that made Balan Wonderworld, New Yoshi's Island and Hey! Pikmin, and uh... I hope it gets a day one patch ^^;

Spooky season on bluesky

This is mostly just a test, but here's one of my favorite classic meme images/quotes just for you, Bluesky.