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mittens crammed with sparkly chaos trapped in amerikkka/ a random anarchist you've never heard of who rambles.
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Network says you can't use a VPN on it. Cute suggestion. My VPN is just fine.

The part they don't tell you about narcissistic abuse recovery is that you're eventually gonna figure out you're toxic AF too, and then you gotta go through a years long process of realizing almost everybody in your life is even worse. Lol. .... Hellllllllp. Lmao.

Doing the things. And this gem plays. ✨ open.spotify.com/track/6LwrEZ...

I was worried about upsetting people by moving. Then my Dr had to put me on narcotics for the stress of here. Now I don't feel bad. Now I feel justified.

I have never seen weather before like what I just drove through outside of a hurricane. I am not near the ocean. That is very scary. Expiring empire, nazis, financial collapse, insanely dangerous weather. What a time to be alive.

For a second I wondered if I'm really a man. No, I'm not. I'm just an anarchist.

When someone finally fucking hears you. Why is that so hard? I'm in a mood today apparently. Lol. Better just stay over there.

*growl* That sums it up.

All the fucking time

I've healed so much like 98% of people just look and sound like toxicity to me. I got too better. Now I don't like anyone. Lol

"nobody raps about little butts" Not true. Don't you know about buying slim thick a bag? Lol

He said I'm more valuable than gold. That when you find gold, you don't keep running around everywhere looking for gold. Am I still single? Absofuckinglutely. Learn to leave the fascinating thing you find in nature.... in nature where it flourishes.

We did not come up on punk rock and gangsta rap to just grow up and comply.

There's nothing like a solo hike on one of the trails that feel like home. This is why I'm a grown ass woman who carries a backpack around. Because I can do this. Literally whenever I feel like it. I can run to the store and not come back for weeks.

I don't understand why all autism is called the same thing. I don't think what makes me a mental phenom in some ways while I mostly function should be called the same thing that causes my friends kids to literally not be able to function. It's confusing.

Taboule omgsogood

Why do I need reminded to not say shit on Facebook that gets the attention of thousands of people, passionately, in one direction or another? Oh right. It's because the motherfucking pit needs stirred so they'll realize it fucking stinks.

My passengers and I are off. The weekend has begun. Idk how many days the weekend is going to last. I guess I'll be done when I'm done. ✨

It's so fucking humid OMG. This was probably not the best day to choose to let my spirally mane be free, proud, and out loud. Because it just keeps getting bigger. And bigger. Lol

I saw an old lady jumping rope in the road in the middle of nowhere. Then I saw a few different varieties of woods animals dragging a dead deer off the road. What even is reality right now? Shit is weird. And they were real lol, I was not the only person wtfing.

I wonder what it would be like to live a life in which I am not consistently required but instead just be the main character in my own story. But ya know, I don't think that's why I'm here this time around. This trip through, I'm a massive catalyst. And that's okay. But damn it's exhausting.

I decided to just ignore all of reality as much as possible today. You got to sometimes if you wanna avoid going all the way unhinged. Especially if you're on Earth.

Here's some content to take in if you're trying to decide exactly how fucking much danger your American ass is in. www.lemkininstitute.com/red-flag-ale...

Rush hour. The downtown split + rush hour. + campus parking garages. + pedestrianing to appointment. Then all that again, except in reverse - rush hour = Overstimulated. And tired. And feeling extra hermitty.

I don't know why, but it feels so dystopian to have to manually hide posts on Facebook about child molestation and incest. Maybe it's just me but it seems like that sort of content has basically always been forbidden all over the internet, even anywhere legit on the dark web. Wtf society??

If ice comes, I'm gonna crank the crazy way up and tell them there's Greys and Pliedians hidden here if those are the aliens they're looking for. So if you hear about that on the news, it was me. Imma tell em Leviathan is in the water supply. And that the boulder outside is a Martian.

I'm in the kkkountry hunting. Nice weather for it.

It can be reeeeaaaally hard to be a strong and positive force to be reckoned with when chaos and suffering and fear are all around you. But we can. I promise. Just believe it. ♥️ open.spotify.com/track/2aCOc8...

I was brushing my teeth on a video call. Because some people literally just can't tell when you wanna hang up lol. I gagged. This morherfucker said See that's why you're single. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

Ooooooo no. Nope. Nope. Nopeeeee. I encountered the single forest creature that will send me fucking FLYING out of the forest. Snakes. Lol. Fuck some bears or mountain lions or coywolves. Keep those fucking snakes away from me 😂

Today I got out of the shower with my long ass hair upside down because I don't dry my hair with towels, I squish it dry. Anyway. I flipped my head so my head wasn't upsidedown and got my entire hair tangled around the shower curtain rod. Yep.

And then there's this motherfucker. Look at his fucking face bro. Normally I'm not gonna be down with appearance shaming, but I'm just saying he could use help from those women he thinks aren't women. That foundation is about 40 shades off.

Fuck today. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck. Lol. I knocked everything off today that isn't fucking soul. People are hurt. People are pissed. Somebody threatened to sue. I don't care. I'm tired of all the pretending. Pretend to be nice. Pretend fucked shit is cool. Pretend the roof isn't on fire. No.

I'm listening to a woman have her 7th miscarriage in an ER. And I'm wishing I'd been paying attention to that more locally so I'd know if she can get in trouble for having a miscarriage.

Today I am annoyed that I'm white. Why TF do I have to look the same as those people? Ugh.

I have been therapied out of all tolerance for toxicity. Now I don't like people. Like even more than before. It takes like 2 seconds of being near somebody for me to know if they're sketchy. And they usually are. Lol

I feel like the bottom of a kid's shoe after they went without bicycle brakes all summer. I'm taking a sabbatical. Yes again. Starting literally now. I'm tired and tired of it. I'm benched.

When a person cannot answer perfectly reasonable questions without getting angry or defensive, they're hiding more than just the answer to the question. Every time. Just walk away. Save yourself the therapy bills 😂.

Taking heavy arm and leg weights off feels like being outside of gravity 😂. All of a sudden it feels like I could just float away lmao.

The internet is making jokes about children engaging in incest. You know. If current events aren't forcing you to draw lines that cut people out....... bet you're getting cut off a lot.

It looks like Elon is finding out what actually happens when people stop having empathy for you. Lol.

When you have really long hair, people seem to think they can touch your hair. My personal space is sniper protected. Don't.

Let's bring a little cunt to the room open.spotify.com/track/3rT42R...

Know what happens when person after person after person exposes someone to the most evil aspects of humanity and whatever is below humanity endlessly? One thing happens for sure: They break. Over and over with no stop to heal. A second thing happens sometimes: Healers who put up quite a fight.

It makes me very uncomfortable to be overly praised for just doing the right thing. Don't praise me. Do the right thing, too.

I've done enough. I'm going to start a cult, only speak in riddles, build a raccoon army, and keep my enemies nervous.