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WHAT IF WE GAVE GOLDY ADDERALL GOLDEN GOPHERS BY A MILLION ROW THE BOAT/SKI-U-MAH/GO GOPHERS (not an official UMN/Gopher Athletics account)
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new profile pic who this #GopherWBB

This can never be repeated enough.

hey #GoCougs fans! I need chant ideas for tomorrow night's game as our valiant Golden Gopher WBB team takes on your purple enemies from Montlake. We already have #HuckTheFuskies, other ideas or suggestions are appreciated! "Bow down to Washington??" GOLDEN GOPHERS BOW TO NO DOG! #GopherWBB

Run these guys for Congress in every district in America www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

this is truly a kind of crazy goal. Abbey Murphy sends it too high, the puck bounces off the back glass where Gascon catches it as it bounces into her glove. Gascon's momentum carries her backwards where the glove crosses the line into the net, puck in hand. #GopherWHockey

OH MY GOD. we beat college baseball powerhouse Oregon State?? Good game, Beavs. #GopherBB gophersports.com/news/2025/2/...

WIN IT FOR GUNSTON, MASON

LIVE FROM THE HOME OF OUR 7 TIME NATIONAL CHAMPION, 11 TIME #WCHA CONFERENCE CHAMPION, AND 8 TIME WCHA TOURNAMENT CHAMPION UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA GOLDEN FUCKING GOPHERS!!! #ThisIsGopherHockey #GopherWHockey

if this year (and five years of decline under brad frost) isn't the end for Frosty...the loss of Murphy et al. might well do it.

staring down Duluth players at the starbucks

This dog's got TWANG! anyone know if PJ needs a dog?

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… and a former Viking punter shall lead them.

Watch out for retailers selling deceptively packaged "eggs." If the price is too good to be true, then it probably is.

GO GO GO GO-PHERS!!! Live from the home of OUR SEVEN TIME NATIONAL CHAMPION GOLDEN GOPHERS.... #GopherWHockey vs. our younger siblings from Duluth! Gophers in home whites, Duluth in road maroon.

Christ in a Red Robe, by Minerva Teichert, 1945, 📸 by Brian Babineau

#BackTheBeavs #BeaverBeliever #GoBeavs

NEXT WEDNESDAY! come out to the barn for the final #GopherWBB home game of the year! tickets start at like $11...and also you can just go sit on the upper level like i do. and also it's my birthday so come celebrate my birthday as we take on the huskies! #HuckTheFuskies

RAH! RAH! SKI-U-MAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! GREAT performance by OUR Golden #GopherWBB team against a scrappy Purdue team. Gophers win 74-61 in West Layfayette!! THIS is Gopher Basketball!!

I only listened on the radio so this is nice to see #GopherMBB www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk05...

see mick, you didn't even have to fly east to lose to us. We deliver to you! #GopherMBB www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyj_...

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MINNESOTA BEATS BOTH TEAMS IN LOS ANGELES!! THEY WIN IN PAULEY PAVILION 64-61!

Dawson Garcia scores half the Gophers points with 32, 27 of which came in the 2nd half and left the Bruin consoling a cheerleader

ROW THE BOAT. SKI-U-MAH. GO GOPHERS! GOPHERS BEAT UCLA 64-61. #GopherMBB

CAN I GET A FUCK PENN STATE