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chaoticgoodgirl.bsky.social
AZ mom. Chaotic good alignment.
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Domestic. Supply. Of. Infants. Was. Never. Hyperbole.

"At the same time as we’re teaching our children words like 'war' and 'incarceration' and 'genocide,' we can also be teaching them the words 'curiosity,' 'solidarity,' 'liberation,' 'resistance,' 'courage.'" ~ @mayaschenwar.bsky.social

3yo is potty-trained but we’re still working on wiping. R was helping O wipe today and I overhead R ask O in the bathroom “how’s it looking” and I hear O’s little voice go “not good”

Democrats handed Trump this TikTok win on a platter by picking up right-wing arguments and running with them. It’s the same thing they’re doing on immigration right now. It turns out that moving right legitimizes and helps the right!

Evergreen

This is so violent. WHY would you start a baby registry off with this 😭

Just found out that I am carrying a Big Baby™️ so I’m actually going to need everybody to be *super fucking nice* to me. For context, I struggled to deliver my first baby who was only 6.7lbs and I am 30.5wks with this one and it’s already 4lbs. I have 10wks left and peak growth rate is at 35wks.

Women belong in the public sphere, upholding the traditional feminine values of ingenuity, leadership, grit, perseverance, reason, and ambition.

My 3.5yo has developed an alter ego? And it’s v much Bruce Banner to The Hulk. He rolls up his sleeves and walks around with this muscles stance. His walk and voice completely change. Everything is aggressive. I absolutely 100% hate it. It just makes my spouse laugh.

Consistently, January 6 was dismissed by every sheriff I spoke with -- either they demurred ("I wasn't there") or they argued the "BLM protests were worse." Many LEOs were there. A leader in the National Sheriffs Association was there. slate.com/news-and-pol...

The thing about Legoland’s always dance party in the elevator is that when you are just riding the elevator with another adult and neither of you have your respective children it is a MORTIFYING experience.

Had my brother and his NB partner, Mango, over for dinner last night. And my 3.5yo when saying goodbye to them said “bye, Lemon”

One expert said punitive policies on homelessness make unhoused people more invisible, eroding public compassion. “It’s just sweeping human beings under the rug, without regard to their humanity, without regard to what really happens to them.” By @nicolesantacruz.bsky.social

NEW: Arizona does not vet new voucher schools. Not even if the school or the online school “provider” has already failed, or was founded yesterday, or is operating out of a strip mall, or offers just a half hour of instruction per morning. propub.li/3PovCyh

There are a lot of things that I adore about my spouse but by far one of my favorite is the fact that he is a Dua Lipa, Cascada, Kylie Minogue stan.

Is there any endeavor more hopeful than putting a lump of dough into the fridge overnight wishing for workable dough to make cinnamon rolls xmas morning? I think not. Fingers crossed.

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I am crying laughing bc my spouse, who is only on Reddit on not a Chronically Online individual, is googling Hawk Tuah girl 😂

Wrote about Kyrsten Sinema, whose exit interview could best be summed up with this:

Don’t let anyone convince you that a world where every single person has what we need to live well and to thrive isn’t possible.

Sometimes I can't tell if I am hungry or it's the female rage coming on

I am listening to my husband explain to his mother that we either won’t come over Xmas day or she has to play the Beyoncé half time show at her house bc I am not going to miss it

“No tyrant could thrive where every subject said *no*. *The tyrant thrives when the first fucking fool salutes*. Okay, Steven Erikson

And this is exactly why I am going through this pregnancy unmedicated bc I do not trust that someone won’t report me for taking medication my psychiatrist prescribed to me

Here’s the thing about the villainesses in DC’s Batman universe: 1) they are always lesbians 2) they are always right

So we have a youth group at the Capitol doing a mock session. They were telling me and another admin that they heard a bill on legalizing prostitution and my unmedicated ADHD ass said: yay for sex work! Followed immediately but Omigod I’m so sorry, you are children. JFC I am not fit for public.

Last night my 3yo put his hand on my belly and asked “is the baby just crawling around in there” and while that’s an objectively horrifying question I simply just said “yes”

When your nails match your book

We have published the unfinished investigation of Arizona's system of capital punishment — the Governor scrapped it before it was completed — which found lethal injection to be "fundamentally unreliable, unworkable and unacceptably prone to errors.” www.azcentral.com/story/news/p...

"The Democrats’ biggest electoral problem isn’t its less-powerful progressive wing, but rather a centrist establishment that clings to power while constantly losing elections and major policy fights." www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

This is *exactly* the kind of shit I am expecting to do down here in AZ.

Civility means way too much to some people. Actual mass suffering doesn't get them riled up as long as it's orderly and legal.

These people don’t care about children. They do not care about the children and what they need. They care about not being uncomfortable around people that don’t align with their version of what a person should look like.

Anna Hernandez is the GOAT and we are so lucky to have such a strong voice and representative in Phx

70% of those killed in the genocide in Gaza are women & children. Health care & humanitarian workers say conditions for pregnant women/newborns in particular are only worsening: “Previously Gaza was an open prison, but now it’s fully closed. It’s a cage.” via @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social

Sure, AZ Corrections did study of execution procedures and Gov. Hobbs & @azagmayes.bsky.social want to restart. But Pima County Attorney Conover says AZ should look at not just whether it can be done humanely - she doesn't think so - but whether death penalty makes sense. tucson.com/news/local/c...

Overheard a little girl who was playing w/ my son at the park say: Omigod, your mom is pregnant. I can’t believe that.

Hiii, there is no humane way for the state to murder people. This is beyond shameful.

There are lots of things that are consecutively hellish about this timeline but THIS, this is my personal hell. I have no idea how to keep my kids safe. None. Bc I am at the mercy of strangers who don’t understand anything.

A power outage in the middle of holiday baking is VIOLENT