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Nerdy anti-gatekeeping skeptical atheist inactivist libtard. LGBTQIA+ and women's rights ARE human rights. Of course all lives matter, but some of them need more protection right now. MAGAts can fuck off
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When the FBI starts disappearing people, are we going to say the person got Kashed out?

Does the US actually have the authority to unilaterally decide to decommission ISS? I would assume no.

(f)Elon doesn't seem to like transparency and the truth nearly as much as he claims.

Put a tariff on that, motherfuckers. 🇨🇦

Democratic members of the US Congress. Y'all aren't doing much either.

30 second break from politics. The progressive motorcycle insurance commercial with the good luck charms kills me. "I have a pet rabbit named Foot. It's Swedish." Fuggin gold. every time the rabbit is mentioned and he says, "named Foot," in the background, I laugh.

Canada. You have one major accomplishment, hockey. You have one job tonight. Win so brutally and so decisively that it shuts Trump up about at least one thing. OK, poutine too, but we would have come up with cheesy gravy fries without you.

Everyone should read this letter to EPA Administrator Led Zeppelin.

@meidastouch.com Congrats on passing Rogan. If you ever want to really compete head to head with him, reach out to me. I'll come in, we can smoke a joint on air, and I can go off about whatever bullshit conspiracy theory you want me to talk about.

The only President that Trump has beaten in approval rating since Eisenhower in 1953 is himself in his first term.

How do you get rid of Bowser? Lots of people are going to jump right to Mario as the solution. Real gamers know you've got to get Luigi for this job Trowser (Bump?) art by SpongebobNintendo20 on Deviant Art Luigi art showing up on all the cheap t-shirt sites. The closest I could find was svgland.com

Melania Trump gets a pass on everything because she's a vapid, rich, model. People bitch about her, sure, but then forget whatever it was she did. Maybe she's running the whole thing for Putin, who assigned her to Trump. A lot of things start making sense with this hypotenuse in place.

What the Trump "Administration" really needs