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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

submitted 43 days ago • 203 comments

Every once in a while I have to fight the temptation to look up their meta profile photo and post it as a reply with "have you had enough water today? You seem grumpy. Sincerely, your personal chinese spy" just to get a chuckle in

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Reminder, do not keep files or information on comrades. If you’re holding onto anything that you shouldn’t, now is a good time to clean that out. You don’t know what’s gonna happen over the next few months. Don’t be the source of someone else getting hurt.

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

Positivity, kindness, and earnestness are about to be even more punk af.

submitted 45 days ago • 21 comments

all text editors (including text input boxes) should make whitespace visible. I keep writing posts with extra spaces in them, or missing spaces after punctuation,because I can't see whitespace at the end of wrapped lines.

submitted 45 days ago • 19 comments

No more Insta, Threads, TikTok, or Facebook because fascism.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

An update on the TikTok situation from our monitoring on Reddit. Now you get TOS'ed for saying negative comments about meta and Zuckerberg, left-wing politics get flagged as misinformation, and you can't tag #fucktrump #fuckelon or #fuckmeta but you CAN tag #fuckbiden and #fuckkamala

submitted 44 days ago • 207 comments

Consider this if you're thinking of going back to TikTok.

submitted 44 days ago • 18 comments

We live in a post-shame world.

submitted 45 days ago • 754 comments

The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept cheering and voting for the axe because its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.

submitted 45 days ago • 157 comments

Observing this tree be imprisoned with the bodies of its dead ancestors

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Luckily the repair cost on my broken illumination mechanism was a couple of mimosas

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

My illumination mechanism has been damaged. I fear it's time to exit orbit and head to the repair bay on the mother ship.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I'll miss the eel pit guy

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I'll never know what that tunnel lady's castle will look like

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Welp…

submitted 46 days ago • 435 comments

It’s over #tiktok Time for a lonely cigarette in the dark

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

@atheisticdeist.bsky.social you were my last #TikTok live 🫡

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 52 days ago • 99 comments

I was on the couch thinking about if I wanted another social media account to rot on and then this song came on... open.spotify.com/track/0pEFRr...

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