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charismaboard.bsky.social
Lil’ cardboard dude who likes to yap about fantasy lore of all kinds and streams on twitch! He/Him www.twitch.tv/charismaticcardboard
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Who invented this lie that liquor stores are sketchy?? I just went to the liquor store late at night and spent like 10 minutes talking with the cashier and another customer about our favorite starter pokemon (squirtle is the right answer)

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

As both a huge fan of history and also a streamer 😍 I will never stream a historically based game because history nerds are either annoying as hell or dumbass nazis. Why does knowledge of humanity create so many weirdos, why can’t we be normal ;-;

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Saw a mobile gambling game ad with Samuel L Jackson in it. It is unbelievably jarring to see Mace Window tell me I should spend $100 to buy more flimflams to roll for a chance at more doohickeys

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Blink-182 has always been my favorite band and will always be. In the exact same album they will make you laugh at peepeepoopoo, then make you laugh at moments where you were dumb, and then make you cry like a baby and call your friends and tell them you love them 😭❤️

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Please god Punk Rock make a comeback 😭 New generations NEED people to speak their ANGER. Anti-establishment in the 90? We need Anti-Oligarchy in the 2020s and I will put my gas money towards it

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

“Still punk af” I say as I organize wedding invitations because my wife and I want to be home by 6

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Streaming is wild sometimes. I had a single viewer give me shit for 3 full hours for not understanding a game’s lore while I was absolutely SMASHED drunk. Like use some critical thinking and say a normal joke about my mom or something damn 😭

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Stayed up till 8am talking about Tolkien and Star Wars lore with a friend. Christ I need to sleep before Warhammer gets brought up

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

There’s so many gross ai voiced ads nowadays… Please, KFC, Apple, even the Burger Feifdom, you were the lesser of evils 😭

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I am drunk?? YES. As a cis white lan Any trans person is inherently more brave than I am. I couldn’t even tell my mother that I might think I am autistic, much less than I might be someonedifferent than who I was expected to be.

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

I love trans people ❤️❤️❤️ trans rights are human rights ❤️❤️❤️

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I’m quite a bit drunk right now. But I want to say outright that I LOVE trans people. It took me 27 years to even BEGIN to understand who I am, and as a cis man. I want all to know who you are and to find your love, and I will stand right by you. I love YOU and I want you to love YOU

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

1: I was drunk playing this 2: Even sober, i have no idea what happened clips.twitch.tv/SpinelessAnt...

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone gives The Office shit for being unfunny. However, it is a bedrock of early 2000s youths seeking distraction during their Parent’s divorce. Who gets to see me on weekends? Idk, but look how these turns have tabled.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

So now that the Warhammer 40k show via Amazon brought to you by Henry Cavill is official… Who is going to tell my wife that my eyes will be set upon Cavil’s abs for 12-24 episodes? Because no way in hell am I telling her

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

When a game places a cornucopia of health items right around the corner when enemies are just drooling to attack you when take them… Why? What did I do to you dear game dev? Is my money not enough? You want my pain, regret, and newly found distrust too?

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I gave my phone number for a coupon at a local pizza place years ago and they still text me with deals. They’ve become my most consistent source of text notifications and, in a sense, my rock. Bill stress? They have a discount on large pizzas. Going to see the doctor? Promo code for cheesesticks.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

During the surfing tutorial in Super Mario Galaxy, it is possible to jump off the manta ray on the first frame. This will put Mario into a glitched "perpetual tiptoe" state whereby he will be tiptoeing no matter how fast he runs, as well as while standing still.

submitted 83 days ago • 20 comments

Truly there is no greater feeling of loneliness than waiting out a layover at ungodly hours but all your internet friends are asleep

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Loving the new Valheim update. New npcs, enemies, items etc. is always cool but I love when games add something that’s just fun flavor for the player like the new feasts. Sure it has some utility, but mostly it’s atmospheric and I love it

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

God I hate turn based games. Like yeah of course I’m gonna stay up till the birds sing because if I press End Turn 10 more times these 10 buildings will finish and I can start building 10 more buildings. Anyway I’m super tired today, maybe just start up 5 buildings before bed tonight

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

How do I convince my fiancè that we need to get costumes for our cats for Halloween. Pippin gets bat wings because he’s a little void and absolute gremlin, and Sherlock gets a propeller hat because he’s a soft hearted big baby

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

As a Warhammer fan I look forward to Bluesky showing me posts from other normal people who don’t care that GW now allows boobs on Custodes and Bretonnian knights

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment