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NSFW account for my slutty shenanigans. Be warned! 18+ content A woodland daddy who lives in an RV with his German Shepard, in the furthest and darkest corner of the PNW (Washington), that occasionally comes out of the woodworks to play with city boys. ;)
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Spent all day putting down fence posts :p Finally got a deep clean and self moisturize after a long day ;p

Holy shit, Grindr just changed to where you have to unlock to see who tapped you. This is a whole new level of cheap.

So, you tryna fuck around and find out? 😈

Just as a friendly reminder, don’t judge people for not being able to host, especially in this economy. Most have a roommate/lives with family. It’s an absolute privilege to be able to live solo. One that I have thoroughly enjoyed. But It took a lot of housemate situations to get here.

I love how messy/cocky people get in a new relationship during the honey moon phase of it all. The Endgame is always the best to watch. Whether it be in a few weeks, month, and sometimes years (that they wasted)

My sassy/snarky side getting worse. I am too damn close to asking a dude: why bother tapping me if you can’t even have social skills to have a conversation?

Me: *lists all of my intos* Him: nice. Sounds fun. *lists like 3 things* Me (in my head): well you don’t sound fun :p

Honestly, this is what my night should be

Reached the point where if you don’t give head, I don’t want it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Inspiring

Ohhhh, I’m not a straight acting, downlow, cheating, muscley douchebag. That’s why he didn’t respond 🤪🤪🤪

I get that some men may “want a boyfriend”. But like…why do they gotta wanna suddenly date me after seeing my pics/dick? When did the standards stoop so low that when you see a dick…ya gotta secure that person?

Oops

Need to have a man on his back, legs up, and me holding onto his dick for leverage while I pump at that hole 😩🥵

Softie Sunday

So, I just read the captions of someone who posts cars (on Facebook) I shit you not when I say that they could very well use the same captions promoting sex work. Autosexuals are real.

Dick photo shoot lol

Late night mood

Horny on a Saturday night in a hotel room with no ass 😩

Send thots and players that I get laid tonight

Him: I’d like to meet. Me: I’ll consider it, but idk what you look like Him: sends his age, weight, height, and dick length. I really don’t have a response for this. 🤡

Imma tariff that ass!

And old one, but still good ;p

My mood

The mood to gape someone for a whole ass night is too much of a mood

Sluts! Just as a heads up to everyone, Joann’s sells terry cloth (towel fabric) by the yard during these sales. So, you could literally buy a few yards of it and have one GIANT towel. For your bed :p Or a beach towel blanket. Do as you wish with this info. :p

Debating on if I care whether I have company in my hotel room this coming weekend