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(I am actually Charles Nelson Reilly, just don’t tell anyone, ok?) Lost in Antarctica amongst penguins and clowns. Not Brett Somers is my assistant penguin/clown wrangler: https://bsky.app/profile/brettsometimes.bsky.social
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I know time travel could alter the very fabric of reality as we know it. I know that. I do. I also know that if I invented a time machine I would just go back and ask Bob Barker if I could touch his titties just to see what he’d say

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Hey, unsolicited life advice: I’m currently watching Richard Dawson host an entire episode of Family Feud wearing a helium balloon someone gave him as a gift, tucked into his vest. This is how you live, people.

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The first person to figure out exactly how big a T. Rex was: YOU GUYS

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Requisite update on how much I fully believe Jim Perry from “Sale of the Century” is the actual devil: I just watched this man sell a contestant a dishwasher after she got done explaining how she had just purchased one. 7’4” of evil in a 6’4” bag, folks.

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“Whaddaya mean it’s time to go? It’s not even five yet! Where you gotta be, NASA? …ahhh, crap. Five AM, huh. All right, let me finish this last one and I’ll get outta here.” -Me, at damn near every party

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Inside of you are two turntables and a microphone. That’s where it’s at.

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Fun little anecdote from ya boi’s personal life: Road trip back in the day. AZ. August. “Why are they selling goggles and flats of water at every gas station?” Drive five hours into the desert. Realize quickly that this is NO joke. Barely blink bc it hurts too much. I hope LA’s all right

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Arlene Francis just asked a contestant on “To Tell The Truth” if they manufactured cinnamon flavored garbage pails and I think my life is now officially complete

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Latest updates from the “I’m not sure I’m actually awake” department: this lady on “Let’s Make A Deal” is wearing a full martial arts Gi for her costume and just lost the game and I swear she looked like she was about to chop Monty Hall directly in the throat.

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I would go on a game show just to win the home version of their game as a parting gift so I could practice and come back and absolutely fucking DOMINATE.

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Old game show watching people problems: 1. They almost never get the price right 2. There are three audience sections on Tattletales - red, blue, and “banana.” tf, that’s some minions shit, and I’ve never even seen any of those movies 3. Why are all these families feuding so much

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