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charlesrockhill.bsky.social
human typo • I’m sorry (not sorry) for all the filth • 1/3 of Dirty Little Horror • bartender at The Stonewall Inn • Gordon Ramsay could smash • Britney •
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Blocking gay AI smut on IG is exhausting

Keke Palmer is that girl EXCLUSIVELY. She couldn’t not be THAT GIRL.

I wish I could 👎 Instagram stories

This White Lotus 3 theme song is BULLSHIT

Me watching this game and having no idea what’s going on #SuperBowl

I think if I was a football player my least favorite part of the game would be getting tackled

Not Snoop doing an anti hate commercial after performing for Tr*mp…#SuperBowl

All we need is Annie Murphy to complete the Schitt’s Creek main cast cameos #SuperBowl

Fully uninterested in watching Idina climb a fake tree for two and a half hours

Reels called me the f slur

How can this expensive ass airport sandwich be both dry as hell and wet as fuck?

Drake is probs piiiiisseeed rn

He literally told his first wife this dress was “too sexy” but his new wife with her chooch out is…fine?

RFK Jr. looks like an overly toasted marshmallow dying right in front of our eyes and sounds like a literal cigarette.

Is there a way to eat chia seeds that not like day old chunky cum?

Brazilian vending machines are where it’s at

Bring her back for 7

Let’s gtfo of this country for a minute

Didn’t even make it to midnight

Honestly? Slay.

This is NOT what Nicki Minaj meant y’all

Spotify pushed this at me. What in the 2003 is this?

I’m hearing Drag Queen Bob’s name everywhere. #TheTraitors

Bholes don’t need scrubs or scents y’all. All you need is some soap or a portable bidet or in a pinch, a water bottle. Stop creating microcuts and making it smell like vanilla frosting or mint. Holes should smell and taste like holes.

Benson Boone? More like: Bend, son. Goon.

It’s really weird when dead celebs get on socials and then get verified. Especially the ones who were gone before Myspace. Like I know Ella Fitzgerald ain’t on TikTok.

This sunday was neat

The Traitors really just uses music rejected from the Hunger Games soundtracks. These are Lorde’s bsides.

People have abandoned TikTok and everyone left is just trying to sell me bookshelves