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Cool dad, pro wrestling ref, temporarily paused poet, disabled rights activist and non-toxic sports fan. Permanently sleepy. Buy my poetry: charleswrites.itch.io Read some crap: stuporturf.substack.com 🏉 Leicester Tigers 🏈 Minnesota Vikings
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Hire this guy, he's good as heck

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

I feel like it’s being overlooked that a policy based on the idea that kids are autistic, not trans, is essentially saying that autistic kids don’t know themselves enough to consent to healthcare. This is making a loophole that will make autistic kids exempt from Gillick competence. It’s dystopian.

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

yea cream on it

submitted 8 days ago • 39 comments

labour in government be like: due to cutbacks we can only do 13 words

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

submitted 7 days ago • 725 comments

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

oh shit he's about to do the trick where he takes his brain out and puts it back in

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

Love this every year. Maths we can care about

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

ew

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Pascal about JK Rowling and the anti trans law on UK: ‘I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist’

submitted 12 days ago • 56 comments

Well, as I’m sure you all know, we mark something important today. Yes: happy 45th anniversary of the thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony to all who celebrate

submitted 12 days ago • 25 comments

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you, Boston. We. Support. Trans. EVERYTHING. 🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 13 days ago • 35 comments

A sty is bigger than a mite, but there are a lot more mites, so @allelitewrestling.com’s Dyna-taxonomy is correct. For more ideas like this I recommend autism

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Can these fucking cowardly idiots come and try to kill me themselves if they really believe this shit. Just cut out the rhetoric. If you believe I’m subhuman come and kill me! I’m right here! Try it!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Trans women, just like all other women, are sisters in the struggle against the misogynistic systems we were all born into. No legal ruling by those systems will ever make that less functionally true. ✌️✨

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

This ruling is expected to lead to revision of the Equality Act — a long term goal of the far right. Once that door is opened for one group, it can be opened for all. The erosion of rights for all protected characteristics, including sex, has been made possible by this ruling.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

This is where your Harry Potter money goes

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

Talked to a homeless guy in the park who told me his bike runs on magnesis and that he's seen ufos and that he's waiting for Elon to communicate with the aliens in area 51 but Elon can't break the codes. So I like that even in this wild fantasy world Elon still doesn't know what he's doing

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Cut and paste (separately) into the search bar for must-see posts: from:@partnardy.bsky.social "Tonight Show money" from:@lightblanket.bsky.social "Snoopy" from:@abomination.computer "lunch" from:@puddleofbrain.bsky.social "ipa" from:@nurbsy.bsky.social "I'm" from:@colourmode.bsky.social "bro"

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

ICYMI: I rebuilt the Minnesota Vikings in the vision of our absolute worst fans stuporturf.substack.com/p/nfl-mock-d...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Draft is in like two weeks. So it's time to announce my annual day 3 contest! how it works: Reply here with a guess for a player the #Vikings will draft IN DAY 3. UDFAs & 2nd rounders don't count. Or just post a late draft crush. If you're right I will donate $25 to a charity of your choice.

submitted 21 days ago • 59 comments

NEW ON STUPORTURF: I reformed the @vikings.social in the image of our worst fans' spite, undoing all the work of the GM they hate for definitely-not-racist-wink reasons stuporturf.substack.com/p/nfl-mock-d...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

re-upping my position that raimi’s spider-man 2 is the single best superhero ever made, one of his best movies, and also the closest thing anyone has ever done to putting a silver age comic directly on screen

submitted 21 days ago • 144 comments

The most muggable guy you know wrote about martial arts

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Thinking about the time my parents' church hosted a guy marketed as "the cutting edge of Christian humour" and all I can remember is he repeatedly said Jewish circumcisions were "cutting themselves off from god" and how he "wished they'd go the whole way and castrate themselves" to no reaction

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

An absolute long shot, but if anyone in 1980s wrestling or queer activism circles in London knows anything about Don Black, please get in touch!

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment